Updated: September 25, 2002

Fri, Jan 04, 2002
[of the euro change-over in italy, and the worthless lire before]
12:12:07 AM: LafinJack: at least the hospitals will stop getting strippers with broken backs
12:12:28 AM: LafinJack: carrying around all that lire in their bikinis all the time

Tue, Jan 08, 2002
12:20:45 AM: Strider notes that they should have named the Vancouver transit system the Fraser Area Rapid Transit system..
12:20:51 AM: Strider: I mean, just imagine the possiblities..
12:21:01 AM: Strider: Yes, I FARTed to work, and FARTed home..

01:53:04 AM: fGewA: I saw a funny Surgeon General's Warning recently. 'Quitting Smoking Now Reduces Your Risk of Health Problems'
01:53:14 AM: fGewA: ...it didn't before?

01:53:57 AM: Capa: "Quittig smoking is easy. I've done it many times."

01:56:23 AM: jeti: I like the Canadian "Smoking will kill you!" messages on the packs.
01:57:02 AM: MrMojo: i know a guy who only buys packs of cigarettes labelled 'your smoking harms others!' cos the smokes arent as bad for him

11:30:13 AM: coffeecat: stupid people suck
11:31:41 AM: Twist: coffeecat: somebody's gotta make my fries.

12:10:10 PM: Boogs: my college = me
12:10:17 PM: fGewA: boogs - you're a lot of people
12:10:38 PM: Boogs is the network admin
12:10:42 PM: fGewA: ah
12:10:53 PM: fGewA: so, seeing as you're the network admin, you're the entire school
12:11:01 PM: Boogs nods
12:11:04 PM: fGewA: I imagine you get a lot of complaints from yourself

12:43:48 PM: erisynne: fucking power adapter
[...]
01:06:44 PM: Twist: help.. my heart stopped.
01:07:33 PM: Stereo: Twist: don't use erisynne's power adaptor to sustain life

10:32:40 PM: windox: Hey when I tried to open the Internet Explorer that I just downloaded from the site has a problem, it says "Cannot be open, because of an error type -39 occured. What is that problem?
10:33:06 PM: fGewA: -39 == EOF == end of file == file's corrupted
10:33:37 PM: fGewA: download it again
10:34:41 PM: windox: hihi, can you read the on the top, please. I have downloaded it and I am having that problem right now
10:38:02 PM: LafinJack: windox: read on the top, please, for great justice!

Wed, Jan 09, 2002
04:41:22 PM: erisynne: is it just me or is dictionary.com slow as shit in february these days?
04:41:35 PM: Tamahome: shit is only slow in february?
04:41:46 PM: fGewA: tamahome - National Laxative-Shortage Month

05:02:31 PM: JFK swings a TiBat into GotSpider's head (*CRACK* *SPLAT*)

Fri, Jan 11, 2002
02:00:52 AM: CanOfSpam: should I have stir-fried chicken or a chicken sandwich?
02:01:26 AM: Twist: stir fry.
02:01:33 AM: CanOfSpam: chicken sandwich it is.

10:24:01 PM: LafinJack: Icegod: what would JFK be doing today if he was still alive?
10:24:18 PM: Icegod: ??
10:24:19 PM: LafinJack: pounding on the lid of his coffin! hah!

[ASS == AppleScript Studio]
11:28:59 PM: Coda1: Anyone here good with Arrays in RealBasic?
11:29:08 PM: fGewA: realbasic isn't good to begin with
11:29:32 PM: fGewA: perhaps you should play with ASS when you get it
11:29:54 PM: EtherKnot: You really want him to play with your ASS? :>
11:30:00 PM: fGewA: not my ASS. Apple's ASS
11:30:13 PM: fGewA: I don't have an ASS yet, since Apple hasn't sold me an ASS

Sat, Jan 12, 2002
12:05:46 AM: ben1cohen considers the uselesness of antivirus software on a mouse

02:25:29 AM: CanOfSpam: Actually no... all my data is on my palm
02:25:44 AM: fGewA: you should buy post-it notes. more surface area

Sun, Jan 13, 2002
01:00:19 AM: Samrod: VideoDir: why do you want an IDE burner?
01:00:46 AM: VideoDir: i have it lying around
01:01:20 AM: Samrod: that's one lazy CD burner

01:07:40 AM: davegk: toast won't recognize my cdrw drive
01:07:49 AM: fGewA: is it wearing a disguise?

02:38:28 AM: Icegod: confucius say: no balls now, no pussy later

11:13:16 PM: AaronD: just had my new little monkey out jumping from hand to hand :)

Mon, Jan 14, 2002
03:43:07 AM: Server: [29 people] has signed off (*.net *.split)
03:43:12 AM: joybutton: oops, my fault
03:43:17 AM: uillean: what did you do?
03:43:18 AM: uillean: :p
03:43:43 AM: joybutton: i was playing with a strange power cord i didn't recognize
03:43:53 AM: joybutton: but i swear i didn't actually unplug it
03:43:57 AM: uillean applauds
03:44:21 AM: fGewA: thanks, joybutton

Tue, Jan 15, 2002
12:57:30 AM: dan--: using the Cisco VPN Concentrator 3000
12:58:04 AM: Falcon-: heh, that sounds like a BS sci-fi name from a bad movie

07:26:05 AM: DShadow_: Some Stuff happened with an old client, and a contractor of theirs contacted us about getting training with Front Page
07:26:27 AM: DShadow_: we didn't want to tell them "no", but we didn't want to say yes
07:26:37 AM: erisynne: i hear ya
07:26:38 AM: DShadow_: so we quoted them an excessive fee
07:26:56 AM: DShadow_: just got a call back from them. They're coming in tomorrow for their training.
07:27:06 AM: DShadow_: no one here knows Front Page

07:57:44 AM: BatmanX: have i mentioned that i like top included with os x sucks ass?

10:30:18 AM: ChrisC: i think i dreamed last night that i was watching the Spiderman movie
10:30:29 AM: ChrisC: very odd
10:31:31 AM: corsair: yeah! i dreamed you were watching the spiderman movie, too! wierd
10:31:50 AM: fGewA: I dreamed corsair dreamed chrisc was watching spider-man
10:32:06 AM: corsair: shit, this is getting creepy
10:32:27 AM: fGewA: I betcha spider-man dreamed about me dreaming of corsair dreaming of chrisc watching him
10:32:42 AM: Epictetus plays creepy music

Thu, Jan 17, 2002
03:04:44 AM: Samrod: is suit_riot kriptik?
03:06:52 AM: Server: suit_riot is ~nobomb@cube.et.tudelft.nl (Jotham)
03:05:33 AM: suit_riot: sam you're about as perceptive as a public urinal

Fri, Jan 18, 2002
12:13:25 AM: Falcon-X: *ugh* my brain hurts.
12:13:54 AM: darkbunny: too much thinking ?
12:14:02 AM: darkbunny: or just hit a door ?

02:52:30 AM: t0ken: fGewA: memory fragmentation sucks penis
02:52:41 AM: t0ken watches Samrod sit up
02:52:47 AM: t0ken: no Samrod, you are not gonna get sucked off

Sat, Jan 19, 2002
01:04:57 AM: t0ken hits epic
01:05:04 AM: Server: fGewA is now known as epic
01:05:06 AM: epic hits back

Sun, Jan 20, 2002
01:05:13 AM: EtherKnot: This also just in, correction: Samrod's mother was blown away by an Apple Cinema Display. The 22 inch flat panel display has declined to comment and is now in police custody.

02:52:25 AM: t0ken: brb. brushing teef
02:53:25 AM: joybutton: teef spelled backwards is feet
02:53:30 AM: joybutton: you should brush those too..

Wed, Jan 23, 2002
11:34:28 AM: ChrisC: this is my kind of cooking: "Heat in saucepan until hot."

Fri, Jan 25, 2002
09:01:00 AM: fGewA: somewhere in the US, there's a guy named Ira Roth who keeps getting a lot of cheques
09:01:30 AM: JFK-: and he grows tax-free!
09:01:45 AM: DShadow_: damn, lucky bastard.

10:06:36 AM: JFK- applies one gigawatt at 60 amps to fGewA's testicles
10:06:57 AM: EtherKnot: mmm roasted nuts

Sun, Jan 27, 2002
03:20:57 AM: joybutton: oh hey, i finally layed quake 3 arena
03:21:03 AM: fGewA: was it good?

Fri, Feb 01, 2002
[apparently this guy has no short-term memory.]
02:32:52 AM: Server: NewUser (~shadowirc@WNPP-p-203-54-40-222.prem.tmns.net.au) joined #macintosh
02:33:06 AM: NewUser: nnmnn
02:33:08 AM: NewUser: m
02:34:20 AM: NewUser: d
02:34:31 AM: NewUser: how do i use this?
02:34:53 AM: Icegod: newuser, type "/nick l4m3r"
02:34:56 AM: sabi: you seem to be using it ok
02:35:00 AM: NewUser: this is whack
02:35:04 AM: sabi: but you might want to pick a nickname other than 'NewUser'
02:35:25 AM: Icegod: whack is not an adjective
02:35:38 AM: Icegod: whack is typically a verb, occasionally a noun
02:35:31 AM: NewUser: it is now
02:35:40 AM: Icegod: don't argue with me
02:35:44 AM: sabi: icegod :P
02:35:49 AM: NewUser: i am arguing
02:35:57 AM: Icegod: then stop
02:36:00 AM: Icegod: (duh)
02:35:57 AM: NewUser: WHACK!
02:36:10 AM: Icegod whacks newuser with a Clue-By-Fourª
02:36:23 AM: NewUser: How do I join another channel?
02:36:32 AM: sabi: newuser, type /join #channelname
02:36:36 AM: Server: NewUser is now known as whack
02:36:54 AM: whack: I am whack
02:37:10 AM: whack: Seeya guys
02:38:06 AM: whack: Hey I wanna chat do people, how do I do that?
02:38:22 AM: Icegod: start with learning some goddamn english
02:38:42 AM: Icegod: chat is not a transitive verb
02:38:43 AM: whack: CHAT!
02:39:02 AM: whack: Icegod you shit me
02:39:21 AM: Icegod: No, that would be uncomfortable for both of us, not to mention physically impossible.
02:39:36 AM: whack: Screw you
02:41:20 AM: Server: whack has signed off (ShadowIRC 1.1 PPC)
[time passes... he comes back, apparently thinking we're all the guy from Memento]
02:42:10 AM: Server: NewUser (shadowirc@WNPP-p-203-54-40-222.prem.tmns.net.au) joined #macintosh
02:42:30 AM: NewUser: How do I chat?
02:42:38 AM: NewUser: Internet Relay Chat
02:43:07 AM: exL: newuser: you're doing fine :>
02:43:10 AM: fGewA: newuser - you seem to be doing that already
02:43:28 AM: NewUser: No I'm not
02:43:42 AM: NewUser: I need to join a channel
02:43:50 AM: Icegod: slow learner...
02:44:26 AM: fGewA: whack's back
02:44:40 AM: Server: NewUser is now known as Whack
02:44:48 AM: Whack: That's whack
02:44:49 AM: MrMojo: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.jp/
02:45:07 AM: Icegod: mojo... you're shitting me
02:45:08 AM: MrMojo: in fact
02:45:11 AM: MrMojo: cluebot pi?
02:45:11 AM: cluebot: pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292
02:45:18 AM: Whack: MrMojo
02:45:18 AM: MrMojo: heh
02:45:20 AM: MrMojo: not near acurate enough cluebot :)
02:45:25 AM: Server: MrMojo has set the topic on #macintosh to http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.jp/
02:45:36 AM: Whack: Nice topic
02:45:39 AM: MrMojo: howdy Whack
02:45:46 AM: Whack: I need to think about it
02:45:51 AM: Whack: Hey Mojo
02:46:20 AM: Whack: I've been whacking too much
02:47:00 AM: Whack: Man, this is all geek speak
02:47:13 AM: Icegod: smart guy... look at what chan you're in
02:47:35 AM: Whack: How do I change chans then?
02:50:13 AM: Whack: Hey, what are some chat channels?
02:50:20 AM: Icegod: #teenchat
02:50:23 AM: Icegod: #hottub
02:50:25 AM: Icegod: #mp3s
02:50:28 AM: Icegod: #warez
02:50:39 AM: Whack: Alright
02:51:05 AM: Whack: Thanks
02:51:11 AM: Whack: Thanks
02:55:02 AM: Server: Whack has left #macintosh

Mon, Feb 04, 2002
submitted by t0ken:
[06:33] <ChrisC> god damnit :)
[06:34] <ChrisC> i need to go through this code and change everything to $GLOBALS['foo']
[06:34] <ChrisC> but i'll do that later. tonight...i'm going home
[06:34] <ChrisC> er. no, i'm not
[06:34] <ChrisC> er. yes, i am
[06:34] <ChrisC> later
[06:34] *** Quits: ChrisC:#macintosh [~chrisc@w205d79.lawn.gatech.edu] (ircII EPIC4-1.0.1 -- Are we there yet?)

Wed, Feb 06, 2002
09:57:26 AM: Twist: burp621: probably our fault for not installing that PFM protocol stack.
09:57:49 AM: burp621: PFM?
09:58:00 AM: Twist: pure fucking magic
09:58:05 AM: burp621: Bwahhhaahaha
09:58:15 AM: burp621: ..oh, stop.
09:58:21 AM: burp621: heh
09:58:47 AM: burp621 files that one away with "gigantahuge" and "auto-magically"

01:59:13 PM: Dead_Ed: DShadow, do you need a firewire tea kettle that hold 80GB?

Thu, Feb 07, 2002
01:00:32 AM: Strider: f^a^oo: if I wanted to see advertisments on my desktop, I'd glue a copy of a magazine to my monitor.

01:32:27 AM: shmoo slaps kriptik and t0ken around a bit with a large thermonuclear device
01:32:52 AM: kriptik becomes somewhat distraught as he's torn to bits by rabid protons

Fri, Feb 08, 2002
erisynne: DOS is a crap knock-off
fGewA: of what? DOS? :)

Sun, Feb 10, 2002
01:32:52 AM: t0ken beats shmoo shitles
01:33:03 AM: shmoo: shitles?
01:33:07 AM: t0ken: shitless*
01:33:22 AM: fGewA: shitles, the new gum recycled from swallowed gum
01:33:34 AM: shmoo: Shitlesª

04:18:39 AM: darkbunni: when i was two my parents lost me at a dog show :)
04:18:57 AM: darkbunni: they found me sitting in the largest pile of water having the time of my life :)
04:19:39 AM: fGewA: was it a pile or just a stack?
04:19:42 AM: _Shelley is having a hard time picturing a pile of water

Mon, Feb 11, 2002
from the channel stats.
09:52:31 PM: Falcon-: Poor up, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 26 times.
09:52:31 PM: Falcon-: For example, like this:
09:52:31 PM: Falcon-: ÊÊÊÊÊ[13:31] Action: DShadow beats up bats
09:53:14 PM: Falcon-: lol, missed this at first "himself seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 19 times"

10:10:47 PM: J88: now there's a headline for the books
10:10:59 PM: J88: Woman declared dead Saturday dies Monday

Wed, Feb 13, 2002
09:28:17 PM: Coda: "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole" --Bumper sticker I saw recently

Thu, Feb 14, 2002
04:07:29 AM: cluebot: i heard a i was an evil alien life form come to take over the world using fluoridation of water.

11:28:07 PM: ChrisC goes through another box of tissues
11:28:15 PM: fGewA: chrisc - got a cold?
11:28:33 PM: EtherKnot: fgewa: no, he bought porn yesterday
11:28:21 PM: _Shelley: chris: water :)
11:28:38 PM: ChrisC: shelley, but tissues work so much better :)

Sun, Feb 17, 2002
10:38:34 PM: fGewA: hm, you know what?
10:38:41 PM: t0ken: no, i don't. do you?
10:38:42 PM: LafinJack: no, but i know who

Thu, Feb 21, 2002
05:25:19 PM: fGewA: heh, I love this signature
05:25:25 PM: fGewA: 'Mac guys: I want complete control.
05:25:29 PM: fGewA: 'UNIX guys: No you don't.'
05:26:00 PM: fGewA immortalises that in UMF
05:26:20 PM: erisynne: fg, it wasn't said in UM. take it out, beyotch
05:26:38 PM: fGewA: amy:
05:26:40 PM: fGewA: 05:25:19 PM: fGewA: heh, I love this signature
05:26:40 PM: fGewA: 05:25:25 PM: fGewA: 'Mac guys: I want complete control.
05:26:40 PM: fGewA: 05:25:29 PM: fGewA: 'UNIX guys: No you don't.'
05:26:47 PM: erisynne: fg, that's so unfunny :P
05:26:49 PM: LafinJack: erisynne: he just said it in the channel, so nyeah ;)
05:26:49 PM: fGewA: :)
05:26:50 PM: Snausages: hey look, fgewa said it twice now
05:27:10 PM: Snausages: neener++
05:27:19 PM: erisynne: oh poop on you ;p

10:20:48 PM: erisynne: samrod, let's face it, trying to tie your shoes makes your head spin.
10:21:00 PM: fGewA: know what else makes his head spin, amy?
10:22:09 PM: erisynne: fg, trying to figure out if the refridgerator light stays on when the door is closed.
10:22:14 PM: fGewA: amy - besides that
10:22:26 PM: erisynne: fg, trying to figure out what that soft little thing between his legs is
10:22:40 PM: fGewA: he can't find it. but anyway, besides that
10:23:14 PM: erisynne: fg, okay, what?
10:23:18 PM: fGewA: dizziness. :)
10:23:20 PM: fGewA runs
10:23:47 PM: t0ken chases fGewA
10:23:53 PM: fGewA runs up a wall
10:24:26 PM: t0ken follows fGewA up the wall
10:24:29 PM: t0ken: here we go again
10:24:31 PM: fGewA runs up amy
10:24:38 PM: t0ken follows fGewA
10:24:45 PM: fGewA runs up token
10:24:51 PM: t0ken runs up himself
10:24:52 PM: t0ken: wtf?
10:24:57 PM: fGewA: ;D

Tue, Feb 26, 2002
11:14:19 AM: Dalek: running Linux on a post-G3 Mac is like smearing a turd on the Mona Lisa

Wed, Feb 27, 2002
01:15:16 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: <t0ken> fuck, i dunno how the hell i'm going the see where to stick it in in the dark || * t0ken beats himself

Thu, Feb 28, 2002
01:03:37 AM: HmACK: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CRYSTAL OSCILLATORS?
01:03:53 AM: Dead_Ed: HmACK, I have crystal testicles.
01:04:11 AM: t0ken: HmACK: YEAH MAN D00D, WE HAVE ALL THE WAREZ IN HERE. LIKE LIENUCKS AND FREEBSD

01:15:29 AM: MrMojo: what is a/rose?
01:15:35 AM: t0ken: MrMojo: shitty networking
01:15:45 AM: fGewA: a/rose is a/rose is a/rose
01:15:59 AM: MrMojo: a/rose by any other name would still suck as bad?

not funny, but still worth recording.
01:19:51 AM: cluebot: ...but bad is /B-A-D/ [IBM acronym, `Broken As Designed'] adj. Said of a program that is bogus because of bad design and misfeatures rather than because of bugginess. See {working as designed}....

01:21:40 AM: uilleann: GrndZero-: that was a long pee ;)
01:21:53 AM: GrndZero-: [removed per his request]
01:22:02 AM: t0ken: GrndZero: remember, more than three shakes, and that's a wank

Fri, Mar 01, 2002
12:28:13 AM: Server: Samrod was kicked off #macintosh by GrndZero (lightening never strikes twice)
12:28:34 AM: cookiemon: lightninh
12:28:36 AM: cookiemon: er
12:28:39 AM: cookiemon: nevermind

Thu, Mar 07, 2002
01:15:30 AM: shmoo: Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Stoned.

01:15:46 PM: BonzoWrk: I love this one...
01:15:46 PM: BonzoWrk: religion and dogma and self-righteousness are to the soul what bad lighting is to good porn

Sat, Mar 09, 2002
02:29:36 AM: LafinJack: sw33t with a capital 3

Tue, Mar 12, 2002
11:47:04 PM: BrainWorm: spodie, we did a lot of man

Wed, Mar 13, 2002
12:00:08 AM: cookiemon: funny clip from real genius
12:00:16 AM: cookiemon: he walks over to this girl with big boobs
12:00:21 AM: cookiemon: grabs her hamburger
12:00:27 AM: cookiemon: says "don't eat that"
12:00:44 AM: cookiemon: "dont you know eating food like this will give you extremely large breasts?"
12:00:51 AM: cookiemon: "oh my god, im too late!"

Fri, Mar 15, 2002
03:18:37 AM: kriptik taps icegod with his staff of gaying +12
03:18:42 AM: kriptik: you be gay
03:18:56 AM: Icegod: dude, i'm an elf, i'm already gayer than liberace

Tue, Mar 19, 2002
02:37:04 AM: Server: GrndZero is swift@laundro.mati.ca

Mon, Mar 25, 2002
10:24:39 PM: J88: orwell- the Big Bang was when the universe forgot it Wasn't

Thu, Mar 28, 2002
10:25:12 PM: fGewA: also from DNRC news-letter: "Well, I'm just busier than a one-armed naked man."
10:25:43 PM: Icegod: busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest is the canonical form

Wed, Apr 03, 2002
10:46:52 PM: dan-: i've done 15 meg over a pair of paperclip chains
10:47:05 PM: dan-: over a pair of redbull cans
10:47:17 PM: dan-: over barbed wire
10:47:23 PM: GrndZero: [removed per his request]

Sat, Apr 06, 2002
03:11:00 AM: Epictetus: haha: Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
03:11:00 AM: Epictetus: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

03:20:39 AM: Epictetus: Q. Where do urologists skate?
03:21:22 AM: Epictetus: A. On Golden Pond.

Sun, Apr 07, 2002
11:53:03 PM: ChrisC: in a month, i'll have an AS and a BS in CS

Thu, Apr 11, 2002
12:35:51 AM: _Shelley: i think if getting laid was really [samgod's] only priority, it would have happened by now
12:36:13 AM: Samrod: yeah, it's not like I can't afford a decent professional

Sun, Apr 14, 2002
12:35:21 AM: Icegod: Oregano, n.:
12:35:22 AM: Icegod: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

12:56:13 AM: Icegod: The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and
12:56:14 AM: Icegod: incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
12:56:14 AM: Icegod: -- Emo Philips

10:20:51 PM: Server: GrndZero has set the topic on #macintosh to <myndwire> ...and on this farm he had transmutated teenage lesbian horse-women having sex with transsexual dogs, eieio

Fri, Apr 19, 2002
11:42:08 AM: nobomb: anyone here use ourboros on osx?
11:42:34 AM: LafinJack: what about theirboros?
11:43:28 AM: TWinAmp: yourboros?
11:44:09 AM: fGewA: whoseboros?
11:44:13 AM: LafinJack: myboros!
11:44:19 AM: fGewA: jack'sboros?
11:44:28 AM: TWinAmp: hisboros.
11:44:47 AM: TWinAmp: I guess soboros
11:44:59 AM: DShadow_: kerberos?

Sat, Apr 20, 2002
11:29:02 PM: New_User: !list
11:29:04 PM: Server: [15 people] has signed off (*.net *.split)
11:29:07 PM: fGewA: DAMN YOU!
11:29:13 PM: fGewA: YOU INVOKED THE SECRET NETSPLIT COMMAND!

Mon, Apr 29, 2002
07:03:40 AM: Server: Lotharia has signed off (This person has performed an illegal operation and will be shot down.)

09:58:42 AM: mdriver: i am a swiss cheese,and not so intelligent!!

Sun, May 05, 2002
12:00:06 AM: fGewA: like I said, RAM's cheap
12:00:33 AM: rOsE_sUn`: Is it a software or hardware?
12:00:42 AM: fGewA: now, turn your G3 off, unplug it, carry it to the computer store and tell them 'put 512 MB of the cheapest PC133 you have into this thing'
12:01:22 AM: rOsE_sUn`: errr
12:01:32 AM: rOsE_sUn`: one more question
12:01:41 AM: fGewA: where's the computer store? that varies

12:18:12 AM: MrMojo: no, in fact, i was talking to rose. if i wanted to hear from an asshole, i would haev farted

Tue, May 07, 2002
01:10:30 AM: shmoo: WTF am I going to have for dinner?
01:10:40 AM: shmoo: I have a couple of potatos, some celery and a tomato
01:10:51 AM: fGewA: you could have Mr. Potato Head
01:11:03 AM: shmoo: I'm not giving Mr. Potato any head
01:11:14 AM: fGewA: no, I said you could HAVE Mr. Potato Head
01:11:18 AM: fGewA: i.e. he gives, you receive
01:11:25 AM: shmoo: I don't know that I could find his
01:11:35 AM: fGewA: that's why you have celery

Wed, May 08, 2002
02:48:54 AM: bonzoboy got his new shipment of WWJDNHBSA! stickers today! :)
02:49:25 AM: bonzoboy: [what would jesus do?] not hide behind silly acronyms.
02:49:20 AM: ithaqua: What Would Jesus Do...for a Klondike bar?

11:18:08 PM: NoGrato: is there any way to turn off the screen of an ibook when an external monitor is conected???
11:18:21 PM: fGewA: nograto - sure. got a brick? :)

Fri, May 10, 2002
12:53:24 AM: ramoth4: [localhost:~] ramoth4% sex -oral
12:53:32 AM: ramoth4: sex: Command not found.
12:53:37 AM: ramoth4: I can't get any :(

Sat, May 11, 2002
12:17:14 AM: mneptok: cluebot, sing!
12:17:15 AM: cluebot: I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

02:33:15 AM: NewUser: who do i need to talk to to figure this shit out
02:33:22 AM: Giuliofc: God

Sun, May 12, 2002
03:12:08 AM: beelsebob: shmoo: Time flies when you're having fun in your pants :P
03:12:24 AM: beelsebob: Old habits seldom die in your pants
03:12:46 AM: beelsebob: it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all in your pants
03:13:01 AM: beelsebob: let sleeping dogs lie in your pants
03:13:26 AM: shmoo: beelsebob: A friend in need is a friend indeed in your pants
03:13:42 AM: beelsebob: My favorite: The pen is mightier than the sword in your pants :P
03:13:54 AM: shmoo: A man is known by the company he keeps in your pants
03:14:44 AM: shmoo: All's well that ends well in your pants
03:15:04 AM: fGewA: think outside the beige box in your pants
03:15:12 AM: fGewA: (that's one of mine)
03:15:15 AM: LafinJack: fufme
03:15:17 AM: LafinJack: hehe
03:15:26 AM: LafinJack: although i don't think that fit in your pants...
03:15:42 AM: fGewA: well, maybe if was a beige kyoob and a large pair of pants
03:15:26 AM: shmoo: fufme - woohoo
03:15:40 AM: shmoo: has anyone got Mac OS X drivers for fufme?
03:15:42 AM: shmoo: ;)
03:16:02 AM: fGewA: shmoo - fufme.kext
03:15:46 AM: beelsebob: LafinJack: I think therefore I am in your pants
03:16:00 AM: shmoo: Business before pleasure in your pants
03:16:23 AM: LafinJack: Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative in your pants
03:16:40 AM: shmoo: Don't count your chickens before they're hatched in your pants
03:17:47 AM: shmoo: Fools rush in where angels fear to tread in your pants
03:17:59 AM: LafinJack: Opportunities multiply as they are seized in your pants. - Sun Tzu
03:18:29 AM: shmoo: It never rains, but it pours in your pants
03:18:37 AM: LafinJack: Life is too important to be taken seriously in your pants. - Oscar Wilde
03:18:42 AM: shmoo: It takes two to tango in your pants
03:19:11 AM: LafinJack: I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world in your pants. - Socrates
03:19:20 AM: beelsebob: The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain in your pants
03:19:42 AM: shmoo: Never mix your drinks in your pants
03:19:39 AM: fGewA: making for very wet pants
03:19:43 AM: MrMojo: the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog in your pants
03:19:50 AM: LafinJack: Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand in your pants.
03:20:06 AM: shmoo: You can't teach an old dog new tricks in your pants
03:20:09 AM: fGewA: is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me in your pants?
03:20:20 AM: beelsebob: beauty is only skin deep in your pants
03:20:23 AM: shmoo: Old habits die hard in your pants
03:20:26 AM: LafinJack: I'm not as stupid as I think you look in your pants.
03:20:27 AM: fGewA: the power to be your best in your pants
03:20:29 AM: MrMojo: to boldly go, wher eno man has gone before, in your pants
03:20:37 AM: beelsebob: cleanlines is next to godliness in your pants
03:20:35 AM: dirge: wtf is this...
03:20:44 AM: LafinJack: dirge: this is totally retarded :D
03:20:49 AM: fGewA: jack - ...in your pants
03:20:57 AM: LafinJack: dirge: this is totally retarded in your pants
03:20:52 AM: dirge: your moma..in your pants..
03:20:58 AM: beelsebob: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy in your pants
03:21:05 AM: shmoo: Still waters run deep in your pants
03:21:12 AM: beelsebob: where there's smoke theres fire in your pants
03:21:16 AM: fGewA: to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion in your pants
03:21:17 AM: MrMojo: a rollign stone gathers no moss in your pants
03:21:26 AM: dirge: is this some inside joke im not privy to? in your pants?
03:21:27 AM: LafinJack: I just do what the little voices tell me to do in your pants.
03:21:28 AM: shmoo: The bigger they are, the harder they fall in your pants
03:21:37 AM: beelsebob: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush in your pants
03:21:54 AM: MrMojo: ah thats pure filth :) (in your pants)
03:22:08 AM: shmoo: There's a time and place for everything in your pants
03:22:09 AM: fGewA: we love to see you smile in your pants
03:22:11 AM: beelsebob: MrMojo: two heads are better than one in your pants
03:22:23 AM: LafinJack: I may disagree with you, but I will defend unto the death your right to say it in your pants. - Voltaire
03:22:24 AM: dirge: now thats funny
03:22:28 AM: beelsebob: MrMojo: many hands make light work in your pants
03:22:36 AM: shmoo: There's safety in numbers in your pants
03:22:45 AM: LafinJack: this one needed no modification:
03:22:45 AM: LafinJack: So funny you'll download in your pants!
03:23:00 AM: shmoo: There's no place like home in your pants
03:23:02 AM: dirge is makin downbeat, with piano
03:23:10 AM: LafinJack: ...in your pants
03:23:11 AM: beelsebob: My mother always used to tell me, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get next in your pants
03:23:22 AM: fGewA: you are only as wise as others perceive you to be in your pants
03:23:26 AM: shmoo: Turn the other cheek in your pants
03:23:35 AM: dirge: your pushing this to far..in your pants
03:23:52 AM: fGewA: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink in your pants
03:23:57 AM: t0ken: fuck me in your pants
03:23:57 AM: shmoo: When the cat's away, the mice will play in your pants
03:24:13 AM: LafinJack: Java devil, you are now my bitch in your pants!
03:24:29 AM: shmoo: You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs in your pants
03:24:39 AM: t0ken: once upon a time, there was a girl called little red riding hood in your pants
03:24:37 AM: hoqozuoq1: isn't this a repeat from the other night? don't you guys have anything else to do, like play in your pants?
03:24:55 AM: t0ken: hoqozuoq1: shutthefuckupinyourpants :P~
03:25:04 AM: shmoo: You can't have it both ways in your pants
03:24:39 AM: fGewA: and of course, the piece de resistance:
03:24:49 AM: fGewA: all your base are belong to us in your pants
03:25:12 AM: t0ken: all your pants pants pants all your pants are belong to us in your pants
03:25:14 AM: LafinJack: there once was a girl from nantucket in your pants
03:25:27 AM: MrMojo: 'Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet in your pants
03:25:27 AM: shmoo: Well, you can't please everyone in your pants
03:25:39 AM: shmoo: Jesus wept in your pants.
03:25:54 AM: t0ken: OH FUCK in your pants
03:25:58 AM: shmoo: "Let there be light in your pants"
03:25:59 AM: LafinJack: Never argue with a fool. He might be doing the same thing in your pants.
03:26:01 AM: MrMojo: 'my grandma, what big teeth you have!' 'all the better to eat you with, in your pants!'

[...the next night...]
Sun, May 12, 2002
03:24:58 AM: fGewA: ooh, I just remembered, I was gonna copy that 'in your pants' bit into the UMF\
03:25:13 AM: t0ken: fGewA: you were copying the in your pants in your pants?
03:24:42 AM: shmoo: What's the equivalent of Resedit on Mac OS X?
03:25:26 AM: fGewA: shmoo - Interface Builder, Property List Editor, and ResEdit.
03:25:39 AM: t0ken: fGewA: interface builder in your pants?
03:25:46 AM: fGewA: token - property list editor in my pants
03:25:48 AM: _Shelley is supposed to be sleeping
03:26:04 AM: MrMojo: sleeping in your pants?
03:26:09 AM: t0ken: i sleep in my pants
03:26:11 AM: t0ken: well
03:26:16 AM: t0ken: i sleep in my pants in my pants
03:26:36 AM: MrMojo: teh in your pants thing is nowhere near as funny as the other pants game.... ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants
03:26:49 AM: MrMojo: i find your lack of pants disturbing
03:26:51 AM: t0ken: MrMojo: stfu in your pants
03:27:07 AM: t0ken: _Shelley: is he sleeping in your pants
03:27:24 AM: MrMojo: next time i go camping, and its 3am in frotn of the fire and were all drunk and talking gibberish, im going to bring the pants game up for a hoot
03:27:41 AM: t0ken: _Shelley: you shouldn't have gone to bed last night in your pants
03:27:45 AM: _Shelley thinks she gets it
03:27:57 AM: shmoo: _Shelley thinks she gets it in your pants
03:27:31 AM: shmoo: Does Interface Builder let you examine resource forks?
03:27:57 AM: t0ken: shmoo: yeah, in your pants too
03:28:09 AM: t0ken: shmoo: do you think _Shelley gets it in your pants?
03:28:21 AM: shmoo: I think she does in your pants
03:28:29 AM: t0ken rolls MrMojo in your pants
03:28:33 AM: t0ken: shmoo: fuck you :P~
03:28:42 AM: shmoo: no, fuck you in your pants
03:28:39 AM: t0ken: bwahah
03:28:42 AM: t0ken: its so funny
03:28:47 AM: t0ken: by tacking 3 words on
03:28:55 AM: t0ken: it completely changes the meaning in your pants
03:28:59 AM: shmoo: Well at least they're not "up your arse"
03:29:03 AM: t0ken: haha
03:29:07 AM: t0ken: hahah
03:29:11 AM: t0ken: i get it up your arse
03:29:15 AM: t0ken: hahah
03:29:17 AM: MrMojo: ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for country in your pants
03:29:20 AM: _Shelley has seen (heard?) a similar game before
03:29:21 AM: shmoo: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush up your arse
03:29:34 AM: t0ken eats shmoo up your arse
03:29:39 AM: MrMojo: i think in your pants might be funnier than up your arse
03:29:46 AM: t0ken: yeah
03:29:53 AM: t0ken: i agree with MrMojo in your pants
03:30:40 AM: MrMojo: hey, did i show everyone the photos from my camping trip teh other weekend?
03:30:56 AM: t0ken: MrMojo: you went camping in your pants?
03:31:11 AM: MrMojo took a number of phtoos
03:31:19 AM: t0ken: MrMojo: in your pants?
03:31:51 AM: _Shelley: mojo: was that where you got the nice sunburn?
03:32:05 AM: t0ken: i hate sunburn in your pants
03:36:04 AM: t0ken: hmmz
03:36:10 AM: t0ken: what can i *do* when im 16
03:36:14 AM: t0ken: other than get into r16 films
03:36:19 AM: t0ken: and get laid. bwahahah
03:36:42 AM: MrMojo: i dont think just being 16 will start that bgall rolling, t0ken :)
03:37:00 AM: shmoo: I don't think just being 16 will start that ball rolling in your pants, t0ken
03:48:39 AM: fGewA must go now... bye :)
03:49:07 AM: t0ken: have fun in your pants
03:49:36 AM: fGewA: see you in your pants, token :)

Tue, May 14, 2002
12:39:31 AM: cluebot: i guess samrod is an oxygen thief par excellant

of the Xserve:
03:37:50 PM: kev_: the new mac has a nice rack

05:22:18 PM: Sashmo: mnept he isnt playing dumb he's an AOL user

Wed, May 15, 2002
12:38:01 AM: Sheridan: okie who wants to lend me 3000.00
12:38:20 AM: Sheridan: actually 12 000 i want 4 of those xserve's
12:38:55 AM: mneptok: if you swallow, we might be able to work something out.

12:39:05 AM: FarmerJoe: blah, ain't a whole lot of things in Canada worht $3000 American
12:39:38 AM: mneptok: FarmerJoe: i think the Canuckians are selling Alberta for like US$2700

12:08:31 PM: GAVATRON: .
12:09:17 PM: mneptok: GAVATRON seems to have gotten his period.

Sun, May 19, 2002
[in reference to 29 oct 1999]
02:15:29 AM: MrMojo: i am kahlua of borg. you will be intoxicated. straight vision is futile
02:16:01 AM: uil-bbs has also seen: I am Dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated

02:18:41 AM: Samrod: a woman on Discovery Health Channel is about to have a 200lbs tumore removed
02:19:02 AM: hanzov69: her ass?
02:19:28 AM: MrMojo: hanzov69: shes getting a divorce

Tue, May 21, 2002
01:04:35 AM: GrndZero: ldsf;kksflkjgfslkjdfkljgfsljnsgfljnagfslnjasrfgljnnwgrl;ndsvlnjwroijevrnlkndgflknwrgijwrgflkngr
01:04:37 AM: GrndZero: LKJRHG
01:04:45 AM: GrndZero: HUGLUGGUGUGLUGUG!
01:04:47 AM: fGewA: grndzero - what?
01:04:53 AM: GrndZero: HUGLUGGUGUGLUGUG!
01:04:59 AM: fGewA: are you certain?
01:05:06 AM: GrndZero: T POSITIVE K THX

01:07:54 AM: TWinAmp confuses his poor little XT with 23GB of disk space

01:08:49 AM: walsh: how you found my name
01:08:50 AM: walsh: ??
01:09:11 AM: Sinephire: I found it in my pants

02:05:16 AM: hanzov69: heh when i am worried about the feds i write 2s across my entire hard drive.
02:06:17 AM: subdued: to write 2's must mean you have a trinary language
02:06:49 AM: hanzov69: of course. i run the new multistate transistor processors, the ones with "on" "off" and "maybe"

Wed, May 22, 2002
11:34:48 AM: Redvo: cluebot's been gone for days
11:34:44 AM: MacGOD: cluebot (~cluebot@cluebot.zort.net) was last seen quitting from #macintosh 15 hours, 18 minutes ago stating (lost in the netsplit).
11:35:10 AM: Redvo: seems like longer

12:33:11 PM: mneptok: the new "My Outlook Express Viruses" folder makes it easier than ever to share exploits with your friends and family.

Sat, May 25, 2002
01:57:03 AM: MrMojo: hey i have a joke... a guy walks into a diner, sees a sign 'cheese sandwiches $1.50 steak sandwiches $2.50 hand jobs $10'
01:57:31 AM: MrMojo: thinking 'hey this looks keen, he walks up to the counter, approaching the cute and perky waitress behind the counter and says 'say, are you the girl who does the handjobs?'
01:57:42 AM: MrMojo: 'i most certainly am' she replies coyly
01:58:03 AM: MrMojo: 'great' he says, 'go wash your hands, because i want a cheese sandwich'

Mon, May 27, 2002
02:46:29 AM: shmoo: So if Anikin's mother is now dead....
02:46:37 AM: shmoo: Does that make him Little Orphan Ani?

Mon, Jun 03, 2002
01:38:58 AM: t0ken: bonzoboy: just mention in passing that the last time you didn't let her have something, it took your balls a week to move to the exterior of your body again :x
01:39:14 AM: t0ken: bonzoboy: she'll get her way ;]

Tue, Jun 04, 2002
17:15:19: Dr_Stein: why does a deaf guy have a cell phone?
17:16:31: Dr_Stein: he's mad about his bill
17:16:42: LafinJack: Dr_Stein: he must be signing pretty loudly at you
17:16:44: Dr_Stein: somehow he ran over his included airtime, and disputes iot. heh.
17:16:51: joybutton: Stein: don't they have some sort of text thin
17:16:53: joybutton: TDY or whatever [TDD --ed.]
17:17:10: joybutton: how does that work?
17:17:43: Dr_Stein: deaf guy types to operator ... operator speaks to me.
17:17:53: Dr_Stein: I speak to operator, she types back
17:17:55: joybutton: ahaa
17:18:01: cookiemon: now there is a job that has to suck
17:18:24: Dr_Stein: yeah, it does
17:18:35: LafinJack: "yeah baby... so what're you wearing?" *tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*

Thu, Jun 06, 2002
12:24:47 PM: haibert: stereo, listen to me
12:24:57 PM: Stereo listens to haibert
12:25:30 PM: fGewA: stereo - don't do that too much, it's dangerous for your sanity

Fri, Jun 07, 2002
12:31:25 AM: Server: MReedB has signed off (After an accident involving a time machine, a sperm bank, a whale, and three hits of LSD, i've somehow fathered a yellow submarine...)

Sat, Jun 08, 2002
11:40:18 PM: Zimphire: I See Tyson got his ass kicked.
11:41:28 PM: Zimphire: And lewis still has both ears

Mon, Jun 10, 2002
10:01:07 PM: Epictetus: THE 1 MB ONE? YEAH
10:01:12 PM: Epictetus: oops, AOL key

Thu, Jun 13, 2002
11:24:02 PM: erisynne: the number 1 killer of kids under five years old is parents
11:24:05 PM: erisynne: we should outlaw them.
11:24:22 PM: fGewA: amy - if parents are outlawed, only outlaws will have parents!

Mon, Jun 17, 2002
12:18:38 PM: Meanwhile: fGewA: I know the guy who wrote ShadowIRC. He hangs out in #linux.
12:18:45 PM: DShadow_: Meanwhile: I do?

Thu, Jun 20, 2002
04:51:22 PM: joybutton: "Search results: 1 of 0. [next page]"
04:51:27 PM: joybutton: gee, that's helpful

Wed, Jul 03, 2002
01:26:06 PM: kev_: Guy walks into a coffee shop
01:26:14 PM: kev_: orders a cup of coffee, guy brings it to him
01:26:17 PM: kev_: he takes a sip
01:26:20 PM: kev_: spits it out
01:26:29 PM: kev_: says to the clerk, this coffee tastes like dirt!
01:26:34 PM: kev_: the clerk replies, Its fresh ground!

01:47:44 PM: Epictetus: A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
01:47:45 PM: Epictetus: You're sitting at the breakfast table.
01:47:45 PM: Epictetus: Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
01:47:47 PM: Epictetus: Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
01:47:57 PM: Epictetus: Your Lover is on the cover of Playgirl.
01:48:01 PM: Epictetus: Your Husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Tue, Jul 16, 2002
11:18:43 PM: ramoth4: lmfao
11:18:55 PM: ramoth4 rolls on the floor
11:18:57 PM: CapaF4 opens the door to let ramo roll out
11:19:02 PM: CapaF4 slams the door.
11:19:15 PM: Server: ramoth4 has left #macintosh (*SLAM*)

Thu, Jul 18, 2002
11:05:02 PM: PandaFish: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE WE WILL BE GETTING IT ON

Sat, Jul 20, 2002
02:02:11 AM: Lauzet: ugh, 20 mins to burn a disc! :(
02:02:30 AM: fGewA: lauzet - that's not bad. it takes 74 minutes to play it!

Mon, Jul 22, 2002
08:41:57 AM: kev_: Dow falls below 8000 mark, doo-dah, doo-dah. Economy looks awful dark, oh-de-doo-dah-day.

09:33:33 PM: Server: Dead_Ed has signed off (again)

Tue, Jul 23, 2002
11:47:38 PM: t0ken: skldfj;asdf
11:47:52 PM: Tolls: i see.. and how long have you had this problem?

Wed, Jul 24, 2002
01:12:00 AM: t0ken: cluebot, idiot.2
01:12:01 AM: cluebot: Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See "Idiot"
01:12:07 AM: t0ken: cluebot, idiot
01:12:07 AM: cluebot: Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See "Idiot.2"

Fri, Jul 26, 2002
12:49:54 AM: mc_x: i'm downloading it
12:50:01 AM: mc_x: i think. its hard to tell with chimera sometimes

Sun, Jul 28, 2002
10:27:55 PM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: Happy birthday, PCTek! Welcome to adulthood. Enjoy the nookie.
[donated by token:]
16:49:24 * Epictetus wonders if he'll get nookie on his birthday next month (not a chance)
16:49:43 * t0ken wonders the same thing (less chance)
16:51:02 erisynne i think it's pretty likely that i'll get nookie on your birthday, token.
16:51:10 t0ken | erisynne: that's funny
16:51:13 t0ken | erisynne: real funny
16:51:14 erisynne | :)
16:51:18 t0ken | erisynne: i'm laughing my ass off
16:51:30 t0ken | erisynne: look, my ass fell on the floor
16:52:04 erisynne | cleanup in aisle two

Wed, Jul 31, 2002
12:03:11 AM: Server: NewUser has signed off (ShadowIRC 1.1 PPC)
12:03:13 AM: Server: New_User has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 1.1 PPC)
12:03:33 AM: fGewA: hmm
12:03:49 AM: fGewA: why does one have 'Quit: ' and the other not?

11:25:42 PM: TWinAmp: that reminds me of a joke. guy goes into an ice cream shop that advertises that they have every flavour in the world. he said "you really have EVERY flavour in the world?" the ice cream guy goes "sure do", the customer says "ok, I want an ice cream that tastes like pussy" "no problem" replies the ice cream guy and digs a scoop out of one of the cabinets, then hands the customer his ice cream
11:26:01 PM: TWinAmp: customer tastes it and says "ewwww, this tastes like shit!" ice cream guy says "well lick the other side"

11:54:45 PM: Lauzet: "I was born at a very early age"

Thu, Aug 01, 2002
12:20:40 AM: mneptok: they're using [Captain Vegetable from Sesame Street] to teach kids safe sex with carrots (females) and pumpkins (males)
12:21:14 AM: fGewA: how are carrots female?
12:21:16 AM: mneptok: uhh....i don't....know....at least not.....first hand....errrr....i mean.....personally.
12:21:35 AM: fGewA: carrots are one of the most dildo-like vegetables I can think of. besides cucumber.
12:22:57 AM: Strider: fGewA: I've seen several asian vegitables around in stores here that are far more dildo-like
12:23:25 AM: BlameMe: asian vegtables, carrots dildos, what have I stepped into
[time passes]
12:24:16 AM: Server: gr0mit has signed off (*.net *.spit)
12:24:31 AM: mneptok blinks
12:24:43 AM: mneptok: (*.net *.spit)?!
12:24:57 AM: fGewA: methinks he fukt up his attempt to fake it :)
12:25:18 AM: fGewA: either that or it's some obscure pun
12:25:25 AM: Lauzet: i vote for obscure pun
12:25:50 AM: mneptok: i vote for "gr0mit is out of carrots and asian vegetables and is using the 'l' as a dildo."

12:06:56 PM: Server: kitten was kicked off #macintosh by kev_ (You were born out of your mother's ass 'cos her cunt was too busy.)

Fri, Aug 02, 2002
12:26:59 AM: erisynne dumps ice water on mneptok
12:27:14 AM: fGewA dumps lemon juice on mneptok, then sugar
12:27:24 AM: fGewA: mneptok lemonade! 25c a glass!

Sat, Aug 03, 2002
10:50:33 PM: kyozz: Jaguar CompUSA Price: $82,402.02
10:50:36 PM: kyozz: http://www.compusa.com/products/store.asp?ss_id=1
[note for posterity: Apple's price was $129.]

Sun, Aug 04, 2002
[regarding the above]
01:38:13 AM: bonzoboy: the [Apple] EDU price is $69, FWIW.
01:39:44 AM: fGewA: pooh - well, following that ratio, CompUSA's education price (if they have one) is $44 075.50
01:39:52 AM: fGewA: what a bargain!
01:40:01 AM: bonzoboy: WHOA! that's CHEAP!

Mon, Aug 05, 2002
12:23:42 AM: mneptok: i;m not paying for another OSX upgrade until iFellatio is out of beta

Wed, Aug 07, 2002
02:12:06 PM: Ihoppoet: what chime, the dick is supposed to restart the system but it doesnt

Sun, Aug 11, 2002
02:44:50 AM: BZar: is anyone here a WWF fan?
02:46:05 AM: BonzoBoy: BZar: No, I'm not a fan of the World Wildlife Fund.
02:45:13 AM: BZar: I need to know who is appearing on my webcam..
02:45:18 AM: BZar: they were on WWF tonight on TNN
02:46:34 AM: BonzoBoy: the World Wildlife Fund was on TNN? What? Protesting the PBR?

11:19:47 PM: Server: ValidateMeElmo is now known as AlQaedaBarbie

11:21:19 PM: regurg: eri is probably NOT my Turkish Bath Attendant

Thu, Aug 15, 2002
12:05:51 AM: Strider: does BBEdit light have syntax highliting?
12:07:17 AM: tekkie: strider, yes, bbedit does
12:07:29 AM: fGewA: amy - he said BBEdit LIGHT
12:07:33 AM: tekkie: oh
12:07:39 AM: tekkie: doesn't the lite vers?
12:07:47 AM: fGewA: amy - that would be his question

Fri, Aug 16, 2002
01:31:52 AM: EtherKnot: I stopped using SETI@home after some E.Ts called my place and told me to stop calling them during dinner time.
01:32:29 AM: fraki: EtherKnot: Damn - I keep telling them, they have to get my low low price on carpet cleaning, but they just won't listen...

01:51:42 AM: ramoth4: Distributed Folding is an effort to inexpensively predict protein structure. Possible benefits include medical cures and advanced plastics that only break after the warranty expires.
[more info: http://folding.stanford.edu/ ]

Sun, Aug 18, 2002
11:44:44 PM: Server: biteme1 has signed off (click the fuck here)

Mon, Aug 19, 2002
02:26:17 AM: Twist: token: I work for a hospital, remember? They're just creating a customer by clubbing me.

Mon, Aug 26, 2002
02:11:10 AM: Sue_P is away: gone dancin'
02:11:20 AM: Sue_P is away: sleeping
02:11:37 AM: mneptok: not much of a dancer, eh?

09:19:46 AM: [DJGM]: man goes into a bar with two metres of concrete with white markings on it . . .
09:20:16 AM: [DJGM]: he's asks the barman, "Could I have a pint of lager, and one for the road?!?"

09:26:48 AM: Capa: what do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
09:26:53 AM: Capa: A-flat miner!

09:27:15 AM: Capa: How do you get a java programmer off your doorstep?
09:27:19 AM: Capa: Pay him for the pizza!

Tue, Aug 27, 2002
11:17:59 PM: CyberPsyc: waht is a computer

Fri, Aug 30, 2002
02:17:43 AM: Pigtail: Found it! I've just spent 5 mins looking in the prefs dialog. Fancy me expecting to find things like preferences in the preferences dialog

09:10:54 PM: LafinJack: In Milwaukee, one gentleman who took his own life left a note that read, 'My body should go to science, my soul to Andrew W. Mellon, and sympathy to my creditors.' - http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020830.html

Sun, Sep 01, 2002
12:04:59 AM: AnimalSex: stickshift is fun
12:05:07 AM: AnimalSex: sometimes a pain in the ass, but mostly not
12:05:27 AM: Dead_Ed: you're shifting with your ass?
12:05:49 AM: AnimalSex: yeah i sit on the knob and squirm in the gear's general direction

03:00:55 AM: kriptik: Last login: Sun Sep 1 06:27:47 2002 from node127e.a2000.
03:00:55 AM: kriptik: This system operates under martial law.
03:00:55 AM: kriptik: The Charter of Rights and Freedoms is suspended.
03:00:55 AM: kriptik: You have no rights except as declared by the sysadmin.
03:00:55 AM: kriptik: Violators will be shot.
03:00:57 AM: kriptik: Repeat violators will be repeatedly shot.
03:01:00 AM: kriptik: bash-2.03$
03:01:02 AM: kriptik: :o

Tue, Sep 03, 2002
12:11:26 AM: fakejosh: well im not a HUGE gamer.
12:11:45 AM: wac: fakejosh: that's good to hear, obesity is a real problem nowadays.

12:42:05 AM: wac: hope4u2: what variety of imac?
12:42:20 AM: hope4u2: wac imac

Wed, Sep 04, 2002
02:25:37 AM: Server: NewUser (shadowirc@203.25.57.18) joined #macintosh
02:25:59 AM: NewUser: ef
02:26:03 AM: NewUser: fl
02:26:05 AM: NewUser: fuk u
02:26:08 AM: fGewA: newuser - ?
02:26:11 AM: NewUser: fu u
02:26:11 AM: fGewA: why the sour mood?
02:26:32 AM: fGewA: [at this point, newuser realises we can hear him.]
02:26:42 AM: mikea: maybe he offended someone by sneezing, like me.
02:26:43 AM: mikea: :P
02:26:33 AM: NewUser: fuk dick head
02:26:44 AM: fGewA: who is Richard Head, and why do you want to have sex with him?
02:26:51 AM: ramoth4: hahahahaha
02:26:54 AM: Tamahome: hahahahahahah
02:27:07 AM: ramoth4: that's hilariosu
02:27:03 AM: NewUser: wanka
02:27:09 AM: ramoth4: wanka?
02:27:15 AM: ramoth4: :|
02:27:17 AM: fGewA: wanka. put a little cream in your coffee
02:27:19 AM: cheese^: NewUser's suck
02:27:20 AM: ramoth4: how utterly and pitiffuly lame
02:27:22 AM: Server: NewUser has left #macintosh
02:27:25 AM: ramoth4: wheee
02:27:27 AM: ramoth4: that was funny
02:27:41 AM: cheese^: shadowirc is too easy
[time passes.]
02:29:11 AM: Server: NewUser (shadowirc@dial-up18.tnt01.adl.prepaidonline.com.au) joined #macintosh
02:29:26 AM: Server: DNS dial-up18.tnt01.adl.prepaidonline.com.au: 203.25.57.18
02:29:29 AM: fGewA: he's baaaack
02:29:38 AM: Server: NewUser has left #macintosh
02:29:41 AM: EtherKnot: Revenge of NewUser
02:29:58 AM: fGewA: guess he figured we'd have forgotten by now
02:16:04 AM: Dead_Ed is away, Asleep.
02:30:05 AM: Server: Mode change "+b NewUser!*@* " on #macintosh by Dead_Ed
02:30:37 AM: EtherKnot: woah, ed's banning while he sleeps
02:30:42 AM: EtherKnot: amazing

Thu, Sep 05, 2002
05:59:19 PM: wilkz: france? ooh where!
05:59:31 PM: cookiemon: its in europe
05:59:33 PM: cookiemon: sheesh

Sun, Sep 08, 2002
12:21:50 AM: Server: LafinJack has signed off (Quit: What? You don't like your job? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. - Drew Carey)

Wed, Sep 11, 2002
12:19:49 AM: erisynne: oh god, my stomach is revolting.
12:20:14 AM: Merloon: so pull your shirt down

12:20:05 PM: erisynne: this chicken wrap is totally flavorless.
12:20:15 PM: fGewA: amy - try eating the chicken instead

Sat, Sep 14, 2002
12:18:03 AM: LafinJack: "hey look, it's snowing dope!" "this is how much cocaine you'd need to enjoy this movie..."

Tue, Sep 17, 2002
05:46:59 AM: cluebot: i think mac error 1 is ( dsBusError ) (bus error) **DS Error Table**
06:14:20 AM: pramzap: mm....bus error...thought so.....damn
06:15:22 AM: LGM: that happened to me this morning.. I caught the wrong bus and was late :(

Sat, Sep 21, 2002
03:19:02 AM: MrMojo: i had to laugh teh other day
03:19:17 AM: MrMojo: some code on google, using a function that sets file permissions or some such
03:19:20 AM: MrMojo: sperm()
03:19:44 AM: MrMojo: after i stopped laughing, i had to see if it was a real function
03:19:57 AM: MrMojo: now, our bash history at work has 'man sperm' in it, forever heh

Mon, Sep 23, 2002
12:06:25 PM: coolerguy: i found out that OS X rules BIGTIME!
12:06:35 PM: Merloon: i'll alert the media

Tue, Sep 24, 2002
[see 11 May through 12 May, 2002, above.]
11:35:24 PM: Server: NewUser (~shadowirc@196.26.82.130) joined #macintosh
11:41:38 PM: Server: NewUser is now known as famebunny
11:44:30 PM: fGewA ponders why [fl]amebunny doesn't simply put h(is|er) nick into the prefs
11:44:35 PM: Server: New_User (~shadowirc@196.26.82.130) joined #macintosh
11:45:22 PM: New_User wonders why someone does not let him how to
11:45:49 PM: fGewA ponders why someone does not simply read the documentation that comes with ShadowIRC
11:45:59 PM: token_: yeah
11:46:00 PM: token_: what fg said
11:46:04 PM: New_User: ok ok
11:46:04 PM: Tolls wonders why everyone is wondering so much stuff
11:46:16 PM: token_ wonders why Tolls is wondering why everyone is wondering so much stuff
11:46:21 PM: New_User wonders too
11:46:24 PM: token_ falls over
11:46:33 PM: Equinas picks tokie up
11:46:38 PM: token_: thanks eqie
11:46:41 PM: Equinas tokes pickie up
11:46:38 PM: fGewA ponders why token wonders why Tolls wonders why everyone is wondering so much stuph in their pants
11:46:49 PM: token_: oh no
11:46:54 PM: New_User: lol
11:46:56 PM: fGewA: oh no IN YOUR PANTS!
11:47:01 PM: token_: not the IN YOUR PANTS
11:47:13 PM: token_: fGewA: stop it in your pants!
11:47:25 PM: fGewA: I must continue in your pants!
11:47:31 PM: token_: fGewA: stop it in your pants!
11:47:44 PM: token_: fGewA: you're making my head hurt in your pants
11:47:46 PM: fGewA: quit repeating yourself in your pants
11:47:43 PM: Tolls thinks he has missed something here
11:47:50 PM: token_: Tolls: it's from aaaages ago
11:47:52 PM: token_: in your pants
11:48:05 PM: Tolls: aaaaages as in earlier tonight?
11:48:12 PM: Tolls: or like a week ago?
11:48:07 PM: token_: no
11:48:12 PM: token_: like months ago in your pants
11:48:28 PM: token_: ask fGewA in your pants
11:48:41 PM: Tolls: no no.. tha'ts ok
11:48:30 PM: Server: New_User is now known as lamebunny
11:48:37 PM: token_: oh no
11:48:44 PM: token_: who let him out of his cage in your pants
11:49:08 PM: fGewA: don't let it stop in your pants!
11:49:25 PM: fGewA: somebody set up us the bomb in your pants
11:49:39 PM: token_: fGewA: shutupinyourpants
11:49:45 PM: Equinas: that sounds fun
11:49:51 PM: Equinas: in your pants
11:49:51 PM: fGewA: it was in your pants
11:50:06 PM: fGewA: there's hours of it in the UMF in your pants
11:50:09 PM: progmac: anyone decide they want to buy a car stereo?
11:50:35 PM: fGewA: prog - you're selling a car stereo in your pants? :)
11:50:41 PM: progmac: hahahah
11:50:42 PM: lamebunny: lol
11:50:44 PM: progmac: yeah....
11:51:10 PM: token_: i'll buy the car stereo in your pants
11:51:18 PM: token_: i like car stereos in your pants
11:51:28 PM: token_: car stereos make loud noises in your pants
11:51:28 PM: fGewA: I'll cover the costs for you to ship it in your pants
11:51:54 PM: token_ throws fGewA across the channel in your pants
11:52:13 PM: fGewA lands on token in his pants
11:52:28 PM: token_: fGewA: i threw you, how can you land on me in your pants?
11:52:37 PM: fGewA: I went through the wall in your pants
11:52:47 PM: token_: fGewA: oh in your pants.
11:52:36 PM: Equinas yawns in your pants
11:53:10 PM: lamebunny: lol in your pants
11:53:18 PM: token_: lamebunny: piss off in your pants
11:53:51 PM: fGewA: but it's funny in your pants :)
11:53:46 PM: BrainWorm: lamebunny, what country are you in?
11:53:53 PM: token_: BrainWorm: IN YOUR PANTS@#
11:54:37 PM: lamebunny: south africa in your pants
11:54:19 PM: progmac: oh man
11:54:26 PM: progmac: i missed all of that nonsense above ;)
11:54:30 PM: progmac: i was in another window
11:54:35 PM: token_: what nonsense in your pants?
11:54:48 PM: token_: fGewA: do you know what he's talking about in your pants?
11:54:52 PM: fGewA: none of you except maybe token have even seen all the IYP stuph we did before in your pants
11:54:59 PM: fGewA: it is, as I mentioned, in the UMF in your pants
11:55:09 PM: fGewA: token - nope, I have no clue in your pants
11:55:13 PM: token_: in your pants > * in your pants
11:55:43 PM: token_: fGewA: i think they think it's funny because we keep typing "in your pants" after everything we say in your pants.
11:55:55 PM: fGewA: well, that's the point in your pants
11:56:05 PM: fGewA: otherwise, it wouldn't be funny in your pants
11:56:10 PM: token_: fGewA: i can't help saying "in your pants" in your pants
11:56:18 PM: fGewA: funny isn't it in your pants? :)
11:56:21 PM: token_: so why's it funny in your pants?
11:56:13 PM: BatmanX: fGewA: send more quotes
11:56:26 PM: fGewA: batman - okay, in your pants
11:56:39 PM: fGewA: after I get this entire bit in your pants :)
11:56:41 PM: token_ throws BatmanX a pizza in your pants
11:57:07 PM: token_: fGewA: say "in your pants" in your pants
11:57:21 PM: Tolls takes a crap... in fGewA's pants
11:57:22 PM: token_: BatmanX: i don't want to play with what's in your pants in your pants
11:57:35 PM: fGewA: "in my pants" in your pants
11:58:35 PM: Tolls: I think you've officially killed it
11:59:24 PM: fGewA: we killed it in your pants?
11:59:41 PM: token_: no he didn't in your pants
11:59:48 PM: token_: i was away in your pants
12:00:08 AM: token_: sorry about that in your pants
11:58:41 PM: Server: Equinas has signed off (Ping timeout)
11:58:53 PM: Server: Equinas (horse@microsoft.linux.am) joined #macintosh
11:59:34 PM: Equinas: got d/c'd
12:00:16 AM: Equinas: got d/c'd in your paints
12:00:37 AM: token_: i almost said "blah blah blah in your pants" to my mum in your pants
12:00:51 AM: token_ copies in your pants
12:00:59 AM: Equinas: naughty mum in your pants
12:01:11 AM: lamebunny: whatever in your pants
12:01:31 AM: token_: what about the pants you're in in your pants?
12:02:14 AM: lamebunny: what about my pants in yoyr pants
12:02:24 AM: Server: NewUser (shadowirc@ip68-101-199-181.sd.sd.cox.net) joined #macintosh
12:02:36 AM: lamebunny: hey in your pants
12:02:11 AM: mledford: you know what sucks?
12:02:18 AM: fGewA: what sucks in your pants?
12:02:43 AM: mledford: When you are in a dir in terminal and you delete that dir in the finder...and you can't back out...
12:03:13 AM: token_: mledford: kill -9 in your pants
12:03:46 AM: Server: NewUser has signed off (Broken pipe)
12:04:04 AM: lamebunny: meldford killed it
12:04:14 AM: fGewA: he killed -9 in his pants
12:04:21 AM: fGewA: like token told him to in his pants
12:04:35 AM: lamebunny: ya in your pants
12:04:55 AM: fGewA: you realise we're doing nothing useful in our pants? :)
12:05:10 AM: Server: lamebunny is now known as famebunny
12:05:30 AM: Tolls: speak for yourself
12:05:40 AM: fGewA: why should I speak for myself in your pants?
12:06:06 AM: token_: speak for yourself in your pants
12:05:52 AM: Server: NewUser (shadowirc@ip68-101-199-181.sd.sd.cox.net) joined #macintosh
12:06:08 AM: NewUser: hello
12:06:14 AM: fGewA: hello in your pants
12:06:14 AM: famebunny: who is -9 in your pants
12:06:24 AM: NewUser: how do you use this
12:07:15 AM: fGewA: newuser - read the manuals in your pants
12:06:27 AM: token_: fGewA: you can't say he killed -9 it in your pants
12:06:39 AM: token_: you have to say he kill -9'd it in your pants
12:06:47 AM: famebunny: why in your pants
12:07:06 AM: fGewA: what famebunny said in your pants
12:06:49 AM: Server: NewUser has left #macintosh
12:06:55 AM: Server: New_User (shadowirc@ip68-101-199-181.sd.sd.cox.net) joined #macintosh
12:07:22 AM: New_User: where can u see what channels are availible?
12:07:28 AM: fGewA: newuser - type /list in your pants
12:08:46 AM: fGewA: I bet he thinks we're a buncha weirdos in our pants
12:09:28 AM: lamebunny: im probibly weirder in my pants
12:09:49 AM: fGewA: we didn't wanna know in your pants
12:09:59 AM: token_: we are wierdos in your pants
12:10:24 AM: lamebunny: oooooo kkkkkkkkkk in your pants
12:10:29 AM: fGewA: that's very true in your pants
12:10:44 AM: fGewA is getting tired now in your pants
12:11:08 AM: token_ needs to go eat dinner in your pants
12:11:15 AM: token_: and get packed up in your pants
12:11:23 AM: token_ going skiing in your pants
12:12:04 AM: lamebunny: k bye now inyour pants
12:11:24 AM: fGewA: have a nice time in your pants, token
12:11:54 AM: token_: thanks fGewA in your pants
12:11:58 AM: token_: man you kill it in your pants
12:12:09 AM: token_: the LAST THING you say is "in your pants" in your pants
12:12:10 AM: Server: lamebunny has signed off (ShadowIRC 1.1b2 PPC)
12:12:54 AM: fGewA: I wonder if he knows 1.1 went final in your pants
12:13:28 AM: token_ splits in your pants
12:14:21 AM: Tolls: how can I be tired? I've hardly been up for 12 hours
12:15:08 AM: fGewA: you've been up for 12 hours in your pants?
EOF... for now :)
You never know when I might be watching :)
(But in case I'm not, send submissions to: macrulez@softhome.net )