Sat, Jan 01, 2000
12:33:13 AM: EvilStein: I was the VERY FIRST PERSON to hang up on someone
calling in for tech support in y2k =P

12:33:05 AM: iMacTek: and my voice is all crapped out from yelling at the fireworks :D
12:33:20 AM: Magic_Al: Amy, did they yell back?

10:33:52 PM: Darkn3ss: i tried ircle and when it was decoding it got some errors so i downloaded it again and then i got the error again so i was liek fucking

11:41:03 PM: fGewA: oh yeah that sexplains it

Tue, Jan 04, 2000
12:06:39 AM: Server: Basket has signed off (Wing timeout for Basket[jaymes.resnet.bucknell.edu] - *SPLAT*)

Wed, Jan 05, 2000
03:04:28 PM: haibert: but she only does shit with her boyfriend

04:32:11 PM: Forsaken: i am running ircl?

Thu, Jan 06, 2000
10:59:04 PM: GrndZero-: JFK WAKE UP I HAVE A SUPERMODEL HERE THAT WANTS TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT
10:59:05 PM: GrndZero-: oh
10:59:06 PM: GrndZero-: wait
10:59:13 PM: GrndZero-: That's okay, I'll take her

11:05:52 PM: Dr_Stein: woooooooooooooah
11:06:03 PM: Dr_Stein: mental note.. don't pull the CDROM drive out of a PowerBook when there's a CD in it
11:06:36 PM: Dr_Stein: it wiggled around like a furby on steroids

Mon, Jan 10, 2000
02:55:54 AM: TomFool: oh, fuck-a-duck-in-a-bucket......

Fri, Jan 14, 2000
09:55:19 PM: [Warlock]: how i can gestalt you?
09:55:26 PM: fGewA: /ctcp fGewA gestalt
09:55:32 PM: Cyrril: type /ctcp fGewA gestalt
09:55:33 PM: [Warlock]: with /ctcp gestalt?

Sat, Jan 15, 2000
05:51:22 PM: Egran buys haibert a dweeb sign for haibert's car
05:51:43 PM: haibert: okay, now buy me a car

Wed, Jan 19, 2000
07:48:43 AM: fGewA: dj-lewis - 1) there's no point in us msging you 2) we're not going to give you any such server either 3) your local store will be more than happy to take your money
07:48:52 AM: Server: Dj-Lewis was kicked off #macintosh by Twist (oh, piss off.)
07:49:13 AM: Twist: 4) there's the window. see your way through it.

10:09:48 AM: _DShadow: cassie- just discharge yourself on timeless

Fri, Jan 21, 2000
10:37:21 AM: _StEpHiE_: can anyone here help me with a question about icq?
10:37:39 AM: _StEpHiE_: ok well i downloaded it
10:37:45 AM: fGewA: ah. that's the problem
10:37:49 AM: fGewA: get GICQ. http://www.gerryicq.com/

11:34:29 AM: browse: Stein, try the "Execution" theme restaurant idea.
11:34:41 AM: browse: "If you were going to have a last meal, you'd want to have it here."
11:35:06 AM: browse: "Waitress? I think I'll try the Lethal Injection of Chocolate dessert."
11:35:03 AM: joybutton: how about a real Road Kill Cafe

Sun, Jan 23, 2000
12:44:30 AM: JustMacs: anyone use voodoo on mac
12:45:02 AM: fGewA: justmacs - yeh, I have a little pincushioned doll of my G3 sitting on my desk.

11:15:36 PM: BrainWorm: usually I drink blood and rum, stirred with my thumb.
11:16:25 PM: fGewA: easy way to do that would be to slit your thumb and stir the rum

11:57:11 PM: lfj: BrainWorm: bunch of fucked up kooks. This is the damn USA. We can't have no fucked up kooky commies coming in here polluting our children's minds!
11:57:32 PM: Twist: Damn straight.. that's the government's job.

Tue, Jan 25, 2000
12:13:30 AM: dan-: Monica Lewinsky on Larry King Live discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig
12:13:30 AM: dan-: weight loss: "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for
12:13:30 AM: dan-: me."

Thu, Jan 27, 2000
04:39:27 PM: Twist: PCTek: I plead the 69th.. I refuse to testify on the grounds that I don't give a fuck.

05:00:36 PM: MReedB: if this was real emergency the cops would be kicking your door in

04:57:40 PM: DaddiM: Does Undernet know that New Brunswick, NJ is down?
04:58:00 PM: fGewA: a whole city down? you don't call undernet for that, you call the National Guard
05:01:09 PM: browse: MReedB, DaddiM tells us that New Brunswick, NJ is down
05:01:20 PM: browse: So, I guess you and I are split and don't know it.

Sun, Jan 30, 2000
12:19:44 AM: JavaStein: NUKE FLORIDA
12:20:02 AM: JavaStein: cut that goddamn state off and give it back to cuba
12:21:54 AM: fGewA: dr_stein - plus, it'd solve the elian problem
12:22:03 AM: fGewA: he stays in florida, AND goes back to cuba!

Thu, Feb 10, 2000
08:51:19 AM: dowh: I've got a cd-rom drive that I'm trying to install in my quadra 630, but i can't figure out how to get the cover off...
08:54:57 AM: dowh: does anybody else have any ideas on how to get this dang thing open?
08:55:24 AM: jabbah: a sledgehammer

10:27:19 AM: JoViKe: shit, i made a spelling mistake in 1998.

Fri, Feb 11, 2000
11:38:20 PM: Dr_Stein: well, at least gay men on AOL hit on me. *sigh*

Thu, Feb 17, 2000
02:56:10 PM: EvilStein just gave a 7300/180 indigestion

Tue, Feb 22, 2000
12:52:53 AM: Server: Pheersome has signed off (Wit is educated insolence. -- Aristotle)

Thu, Feb 24, 2000
01:24:04 AM: LakAsTaMA: do u think best buy people know this stuff becuase i took it there when the hard drive was broken
01:24:16 AM: |GewA: are you trying to kill your Mac?
01:24:20 AM: LakAsTaMA: gewa yes

Sat, Feb 26, 2000
01:01:20 AM: Sinewave: I laid eyes upon you and my heart was smitten. Without your warming touch my soul grows frost bitten. Now please remove your skirt so I may play with your kitten.

Sun, Feb 27, 2000
11:55:41 PM: joybutton: it crashed my computer so hard that i get aftershocks

Thu, Mar 23, 2000
02:30:20 PM: init: was he alive before he dropped?

Tue, Apr 04, 2000
11:35:59 AM: Strider remembers when some company sent him a junk fax.. I tracked 'em down, and faxed 'em 200 pages of solid black paper.

Tue, Apr 18, 2000
12:55:14 AM: Kaesar: why nobody acepts a private here?
12:55:27 AM: bessonjc: we don't want your privates

Mon, May 08, 2000
10:45:39 PM: eri: who said anything about giving head? haven't you ever seen the mexican [censored]s with the skin stretched over the wood to make it last in their terrible clime?

Tue, May 09, 2000
02:16:55 AM: Eschereal: arrrrrgh - a computer monitor with PIP
02:17:34 AM: fGewA: for people with more than one video controller, but only one monitor

Sat, May 13, 2000
02:55:38 AM: burlyman: anyone here have a g4?
02:56:10 AM: burlyman: i just ordered one
02:56:26 AM: burlyman: wondered what you thought about it
02:56:33 AM: fGewA: bit late now isn't it?

Tue, May 23, 2000
10:52:55 PM: Bekah: No.. I'm still with Sine
10:53:12 PM: Bekah: His is fast enough for me
10:54:00 PM: Bekah: I've seen it up close and in person
10:54:30 PM: Bekah: And it's very fun to play with.

Thu, Jun 15, 2000
03:25:55 PM: Twist_: EtherKnot: heh.. try TheWorks
03:26:08 PM: Twist_: that's just some powerful cleaner.
03:26:16 PM: Twist_: It's weak hydrochloric acid.
03:26:45 PM: Valgar: My vomit is weak hydrochloric acid....
03:27:06 PM: fGewA: valgar - yeh but it's not a good idea to go vomiting on the shower :D

Web, Aug 02, 2000
11:42:26 AM: Strider: [the airport security guard] asked my friend "what's that?" without thinking my friend replied "Oh, THat's my Bazooka"... (the slang for a large telephoto lens).. all guns were drawn instantly..

Mon, Aug 28, 2000
10:40:45 PM: Prufrock: sometimes when you try to haggle with a private seller they look at you like you just took a shit on their foot

Tue, Aug 29, 2000
11:55:07 PM: Dead_Ed: shit, i'm buzzed
11:55:14 PM: Dead_Ed: I almost just drank a candle instead of my juice.

Mon, Sep 04, 2000
11:00:34 PM: snobuni: I am on a man and this is killing me

Sun, Oct 08, 2000
03:32:41 AM: iMaC: is it hard to locate the little red button?
03:32:51 AM: fGewA: imac - yes, if you're colour blind

03:40:30 AM: fGewA: it's essentially an HFS driver for Windows
03:40:54 AM: Calvert: does it contain the os?
03:41:04 AM: Calvert: or is it an emulator?
03:41:13 AM: fGewA: calvert, why the heck would a file system driver emulate a Mac or contain an OS?

Mon, Oct 09, 2000
03:24:39 AM: Server: EvilStein has signed off (My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink)

Tue, Oct 10, 2000
01:02:29 AM: DrSnurd: ha, so anyway i met this pirate once
01:02:44 AM: DrSnurd: he had a lot of piercings in his ears
01:02:47 AM: DrSnurd: so i asked him, was that expensive?
01:03:01 AM: DrSnurd: ...he said no.....
01:03:13 AM: DrSnurd: it's about a buck an ear....

Wed, Oct 11, 2000
02:24:26 AM: TedEBear: "A grumpy german is a sour kraut"

Thu, Oct 12, 2000
12:17:30 AM: EtherKnot: Windows gets one more character but that's wasted on a period :)
12:18:01 AM: timeless: EtherKnot period is optional
12:18:27 AM: TedEBear: my girlfriend wishes periods were optional

Sun, Oct 15, 2000
11:25:59 PM: timeless: http://localhost/mozilla/themeSupport.png
11:26:14 PM: fGewA: timeless, that's funny, I can't access it
11:26:30 PM: timeless: http://timeless.student.umd.edu/mozilla/themeSupport.png

Fri, Oct 20, 2000
01:39:07 PM: mledford: I'm here...on a G4 500 320MB 10GB iBook 366 192MB 6GB SE/30 20MB 500MB AMD K6 II 400
01:39:29 PM: fGewA: all one computer? wow
01:39:43 PM: mledford: yeah, pretty cool huh?

Sun, Oct 22, 2000
02:21:01 AM: Server: Stak|AFK has signed off (I installed Linux, now my computer boots to dos and says "login:". The Windows screen does not appear, what am I doing wrong?)

11:54:55 PM: Sinewave: AHAH I just got baned from the ihateapple.com forum for posting a picture of C3PO with a penis

Mon, Oct 23, 2000
10:30:42 PM: TA_Anders: So... as a newbie... can I ask a stupid newbie question?
10:31:28 PM: Twist-: TA_Anders: waiting until you're experienced would be sort of silly, no?

Wed, Nov 08, 2000
11:07:55 PM: DerekS: haibert: Nothing wrong with eating mother nature

Fri, Nov 17, 2000
01:24:14 AM: joybutton interrupts the regularly scheduled broadcast to have promiscuous sex with himself
01:26:11 AM: joybutton: had this been a real emergency, you would have been involved.

Fri, Dec 08, 2000
11:20:59 AM: J88: how do you spell the eskimo version of moccassins?
11:21:12 AM: fGewA: 'snowshoes' ;)

Fri, Dec 29, 2000
03:11:52 AM: Server: [2Bad] has signed off (Computers are like
airconditioners - they stop working properly if you open Windows)

Sat, Dec 30, 2000
12:07:21 AM: erisynne: joe, kills in a good way or a bad way?

EOF... for now :)
You never know when I might be watching :)
(But in case I'm not, send submissions to: macrulez@softhome.net )