The Undermac Files

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Thu, Mar 11, 1999 11:35:59 PM: Snausages: I went to a chicks dig me party 11:36:07 PM: Snausages: we found this ratty old camaro 11:36:18 PM: Snausages: it had a vanity plate on it: 'CHXDGME' 11:36:26 PM: Snausages: we stole the license plate and threw a party in its honor Sun, Mar 14, 1999 03:14:37 AM: Chip: Mac-arena, it greate! I'we been waiting for Episode 1 for 10 yers now... (C= Mon, Mar 15, 1999 12:12:07 AM: Server: Mocking has signed off (Hardware: The parts of the computer that can be kicked.) 02:06:04 AM: Weebob watches as url gets constipated. Tue, Mar 16, 1999 10:47:01 PM: zulchster: doj, only eat the egg when you see a little chick head popping out, it's more fun and real crunchy too 10:47:15 PM: DeafGuy19: tastes like chicken Tue, Mar 30, 1999 12:38:05 AM: ^Mooncat^: If it was barking an hour before it hit your plate, it could be Thai food....lol Tue, Apr 27, 1999 12:16:25 AM: MReedB: I smoke like a fish Tue, May 11, 1999 02:48:43 AM: fGewA: let's hope the rooms have toilets. 02:49:09 AM: TomFool: no, they have to do that on the internet too 03:22:16 PM: ThePub: birthday? 03:22:45 PM: browse: ThePub, you know, natal anniversary. You've heard of them. 10:01:45 PM: buddy-: fg - but it ain't rust itself, just cuz it's the same thing Wed, May 12, 1999 12:21:49 AM: Redvo: since when is life legal? 12:22:09 AM: fGewA: "Mr. Johnson, you're under arrest for living." Fri, May 14, 1999 12:18:25 AM: MReedB: I fried a ZIP drive - but I did it by connecting [a] 20v PS to it 12:18:33 AM: MReedB: it melted 01:47:58 PM: tooncin8r: "here are my friends pics. They came with the web site. I've never met them." Tue, May 18, 1999 03:19:59 PM: Server: PCTek has signed off (Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.) Wed, May 19, 1999 02:07:55 PM: MacGOD: Ralph^, you must introduce me to Jesus one day must be a great person! 11:19:22 PM: joybutton: Mac warez don't exist. When you run a program on your computer a database server is automatically contacted through a satellite transmitter hidden in the PRAM, and the database checks to see if you're a registered user. If not, it charges you for the estimated retail value of the software you are running. 11:23:56 PM: PhReaKyM pulls an IRS agent out of his dog's arse. "So that's how you bastards discovered my little candy bar wrapper smuggling operation." Sat, May 22, 1999 02:28:42 AM: Mocking: Yoda on a PC: 'NO! Abort or fail. There is no Retry.' Sun, May 23, 1999 10:45:02 PM: MReedB: Java will rule - they are putting java devices in all appliances soon 10:45:35 PM: fGewA: great. a toaster that takes an hour to make your bread warm. Mon, May 24, 1999 02:13:05 AM: MReedB: NudeDude: 6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. 02:13:05 AM: MReedB: NudeDude: Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. 11:23:23 PM: Pheersome: Good idea: Playing Resident Evil 2. Bad idea: Playing RE2 in relative darkness with a Dual Shock controller. Wed, May 26, 1999 01:20:56 AM: Server: Mikentosh has signed off (Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them. ) 02:33:02 PM: kathee: Oral_b, just be sure to brush, wanna show nice white teeth thru that big smile :)) Thu, May 27, 1999 01:26:43 PM: hoenimed1: sinewave: where you come from? 01:26:52 PM: Sinewave: my mom Tue, Jun 01, 1999 12:23:48 AM: kinch: MPW is free..and worth every cent. 12:44:58 AM: joybitch: Redvo: what a big fat liberal called in PC? 12:45:13 AM: joybitch: TomFool: BgFtLbrl.txt 12:47:20 AM: Snausages: bay leaves repel ants. 12:47:30 AM: joybitch: so do my socks 09:43:28 AM: Squibby: mac: the FBI's website was haxored? 09:44:12 AM: Sord: somebody got busted from serving pr0n off it Wed, Jun 02, 1999 01:14:37 AM: Server: Pheersome has signed off ("A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." -- W.H. Auden) Thu, Jun 03, 1999 01:18:38 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] 01:19:11 AM: Espy: "yes, but not with you" Fri, Jun 04, 1999 12:09:11 AM: _heath: red- do you have any mexican or portuguese in you? 12:09:15 AM: Redvo: nope. 12:09:21 AM: _heath: red- do you want one? Sat, Jun 05, 1999 01:09:45 AM: Redvo: "I worship Satin, Polyester is the anti-Cloth." Tue, Jun 08, 1999 01:07:26 AM: Server: PhReaKyM has signed off (PhReaKy, phunky, chunky, SPAM, winky, wonky, garbage can, I am just a stupid man, won't you sing along?) Wed, Jun 09, 1999 12:03:29 AM: Jeff_H: what's that mac game called, where you're in a spaceship, and has many buttons and controls, black background and green grid...? 12:03:56 AM: Dr_Stein: jeff-you just described like 50 games Thu, Jun 10, 1999 05:01:12 PM: dirge: this probly only occurs obut once a wee 05:01:30 PM: J88: once a wee? 05:01:35 PM: J88: every time you use the restroom? Fri, Jun 11, 1999 12:57:46 PM: DeepThot: how did you already see [Austin Powers 2]? 12:57:56 PM: fGewA: deep - it's already out in calif 12:58:17 PM: DeepThot: it is? damn I'm out of things...I *live* in CAlifornia... 04:00:48 PM: needhelp: any way to bring it back to life :) ? 04:00:56 PM: Dr_Stein: got a chicken? Sat, Jun 12, 1999 12:26:40 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: EuroTrash finishes beating out the fire he started by carelessly emtying his bong in the trash can Sun, Jun 13, 1999 01:52:50 AM: benvoli0: sinewave, what does u'r nick mean? or where does it come from? Mon, Jun 14, 1999 11:34:36 PM: cookiemon: connected at 24k there is no way in hell i can download at 13k/sec Mon, Jun 21, 1999 02:43:14 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] Tue, Jun 22, 1999 01:49:04 AM: AIXSlut: I'm -18 01:49:23 AM: fGewA: you'll be conceived in 18 years? Fri, Jun 25, 1999 02:26:55 PM: kev: you dont have the four basic food groups? 02:27:01 PM: kev: vodka, tequila, gin, and rum Sat, Jun 26, 1999 03:19:24 AM: Server: Sprfluous has signed off (i like water, i like tea, if i drink enough, i like to pee!) Sun, Jun 27, 1999 01:01:49 AM: JFK: russ: you meant you mind being used as a sex toy? 01:02:02 AM: RussF: oh yes 02:43:17 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] Mon, Jun 28, 1999 12:59:10 AM: FanMan: fG, fine, one sex 01:23:16 AM: Snausages: wintendo. Tue, Jun 29, 1999 02:19:16 AM: dartman1: hello all 02:20:15 AM: Psychonut: all's not here right now Thu, Jul 01, 1999 05:28:33 PM: DShadow: pi0n33r- define "godo" 05:28:35 PM: DShadow: good, evne 05:28:48 PM: Tolls: yes, please do define godo Sun, Jul 04, 1999 12:53:36 AM: Snausages introduces TinyDV to confuse the world 12:53:53 AM: Snausages: follows it up with a completely different format, TinyTV 12:54:10 AM: Snausages and sells a patent to Sony for their incompatible version, TinyDeeVee 12:54:40 AM: Snausages: there, I've duplicated the entire world of DV. 12:54:51 AM: Dead_Ed sells Sony something called MiniDeeVee3DTV 12:55:18 AM: Snausages goes on to introduce CVD-Video, CVD-ROM and DBD Audio formats 12:56:07 AM: Dead_Ed: and .pm3 audio 12:56:11 AM: Snausages: DBD is my new system for encoding music at extremely low quality on dried maple leaves 12:57:17 AM: Snausages: ed: oh, I had that covered with my Gempeg III audio compressor technology 12:58:12 AM: Mocking: anot pm3, 3pm, music encoded by a rotting fish with a piece of chewing gum on a bedsheet at 3 in the morining. 12:58:37 AM: Snausages: empee 3.0 is a totally different deal, that's something I've been trying to sell to philips. 12:59:13 AM: Snausages: the name sounds weird, but the dutch are just loving it. Thu, Jul 08, 1999 10:02:49 AM: YeAh_: all i can say is, wait till you see the new version of macamp 10:03:21 AM: browse: YeAh_, lots of new bugs added? 10:03:29 AM: J88: it's not a bug... 10:03:52 AM: J88: it's windows Fri, Jul 09, 1999 11:30:30 PM: Server: cyberdogX has signed off (The only thing that Microsoft could make that wouldn't suck, would be a vacuum cleaner!) Thu, Jul 15, 1999 06:46:54 AM: CyberCool: geordi my zip runs in windows 98 but here in mac i wont 06:47:20 AM: CyberCool: do you think theres a problem with my driver? 06:47:21 AM: fGewA: cybercool - is it a SCSI drive? 06:47:27 AM: CyberCool: nope 06:47:31 AM: Strider: then it won't work. Tue, Jul 20, 1999 10:30:22 AM: Dr_Stein: cowboy's 500lbs and hasn't left the house since February. 10:30:22 AM: Dr_Stein: :) 10:30:36 AM: cowboy: DrStein: fucking liar 10:30:45 AM: cowboy: DrStien: it was Jan. 10:30:48 AM: cowboy: not Feb 10:55:24 AM: Sinewave: 9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women Sun, Jul 25, 1999 12:30:09 AM: Nos-: "You have moved your mouse, you must now restart windows..." 12:30:12 AM: fGewA: WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that. Wed, Jul 28, 1999 12:00:18 AM: Skatter: "Save 20 dollars a decade on long distance! Just dial 10-10-220-314-159-CALL-MENTOS-MCI-ATT-10-10-911 and then wait ten minutes, then sacrifice your firstborn and dial the number! Just that simple!" Sat, Jul 31, 1999 01:05:04 AM: fGewA: My boss wanted a "Clean Desk" policy, so he sent a memo saying that any paper left on desks would be removed at night and we would have to fill out a form to get it back. So we left all our garbage paper on our desks every night. In a week, the boss had an office full of garbage and we never heard about the policy again. 01:05:08 AM: fGewA: --DNRC newsletter Sun, Aug 01, 1999 04:32:40 AM: Arcady: what does cluebot run on? 04:33:03 AM: mregit: 4 C batteries 11:02:31 PM: sproqket: ^G 11:02:40 PM: Dr_Stein: ASSHOLE 11:02:54 PM: Dr_Stein: I've been clicking on apps left and right trying to figger out what was beeping. =P Mon, Aug 02, 1999 11:20:13 PM: BrainWorm: I had a CD with a virus, put it in the microwave oven for a few seconds and it was fine. Tue, Aug 03, 1999 10:43:00 PM: Sprfluous: i think the president of the company is a big supplier to #warez666 Wed, Aug 04, 1999 12:26:27 AM: Snausagez: cluebot died when squibby's DSL got installed. 12:26:50 AM: Snausagez: they temporarily disconnected *my* DSL when they installed his. 12:51:32 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] 12:51:36 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] 12:51:55 AM: EuroTrash pisses in a glass of battery acid and hands it to Zero 12:53:53 AM: PoohBear: Gates says he's gonna devote his fortune to stopping the aids virus... gonna stop it by using unfair, and anti-competitive business practices to force the virus into bankruptcy... 12:50:34 PM: VetteGuy: what looser took a camera into the theater? 12:50:53 PM: fGewA: vetteguy - I guess he wanted to refilm the movie. ;) 12:51:01 PM: VetteGuy: aparently Thu, Aug 05, 1999 02:43:36 PM: EuroTrash: I've never used the ass slot Fri, Aug 06, 1999 07:49:37 AM: fGewA: gee, that was a brief 758.043 secs :) 07:49:59 AM: aLeX-: its a fast lag 07:50:02 AM: aLeX-: its on dsl 10:24:38 AM: J88: and why do you keep talking about macs? you think this is #macintosh or something? 10:24:48 AM: J88: oh wait 11:48:16 PM: MReedB: dammit a mouse 11:48:22 PM: MReedB: where's my trap 11:48:36 PM: MReedB swears 11:48:46 PM: MReedB: I just watched that damn mouse rob the trap (not from undernet and/or #macintosh but definitely worthy of inclusion...) 11:54:05 PM: Server: Interpol has set the topic on #hottub to nations are irrelevant...they will all be assimilated by the borg Sat, Aug 07, 1999 11:03:41 PM: Wax: I am actually going broke 11:04:02 PM: CanOfSpam: wax: stop using your lights and use candles. no power bill. dry clothes on your roof. Tue, Aug 10, 1999 04:07:04 AM: MICKELSON: Can anyone do maths here by any chance? 11:01:29 AM: J88: although I really don't know what /ignore CRAP would do 11:01:51 AM: dff: if he takes a dump.. u dont have to see it 01:28:28 PM: Tooncin8r: HAHAHA Those SA losers posted a sign at the end of the hallway that states that no one but them may go beyond that point. I think I'll post one at my door that states that they may not enter my office. 02:15:30 PM: Equus911: PLEASE NOTE that this evaluation software stamps the word Evaluation across each page of a fax... 02:16:09 PM: Lor: Just rename your company Evaluation Wed, Aug 11, 1999 12:41:55 AM: iMouse: Bill Gates needs to go to hell. He owns most of the net, the OS race, and home publishing software....leave coffee to Juan Valdez. 12:42:18 AM: cookiemon: staroffice rox, except that its so freakin fat 12:42:36 AM: cookiemon: sitting there with a blank wp doc, it hogs 53M of ram Sun, Aug 15, 1999 12:24:02 AM: Server: MacGOD has signed off (Ping timeout for MacGOD[adsl-216-103-36-195.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net]) 12:24:13 AM: TomFool: God is dead. Thu, Aug 19, 1999 03:04:55 AM: joybutton: hmm 03:05:05 AM: joybutton: aside from the fact that it doesn't work, GrayAMP rocks 04:49:38 PM: Server: kev has set the topic on #macintosh to this topic for rent - call kathee - 740-985-3430 04:49:54 PM: DShadow: kev- who's number is that? 04:50:11 PM: kev: this girl i dont like's 06:20:48 PM: fGewA: cleverg - you can get them with a RAID card 06:21:03 PM: aLeX-: you have roaches in your computer? Sat, Aug 21, 1999 02:25:15 AM: Guest6381: can someone help me have a printing problem on mac 02:25:28 AM: fGewA: guest - sure. just use a sledgehammer and run it right into the printer 02:25:31 AM: fGewA: instant printing problem Tue, Aug 24, 1999 02:26:00 PM: trevel have no money to but ram:-( 02:26:29 PM: Mumble01: butting rams requires lots of money for bribes to the park rangers so they'll look the other way :) 02:27:00 PM: Mumble01: not to mention the supply of Excedrin you'll need 11:04:49 PM: Sinewave: 9 out of 10 women are battered , I am still eating mine plain Thu, Aug 26, 1999 12:42:47 PM: MacOSX: check your Text font 12:42:48 PM: fGewA: check your font 12:43:04 PM: Spearmint: should I check the font?? 01:54:54 AM: fGewA mimes "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" in tomfool's general direction 01:55:15 AM: TomFool: fG: are you coming on to me? 01:55:30 AM: fGewA mimes another gesture altogether in tomfool's specific direction Fri, Aug 27, 1999 12:25:05 AM: TomFool: they're Disney, they make a million bucks every time Michael Eisner sneezes 10:59:51 AM: Xials: I just need the app 4.0 I got the program just not the app 01:11:38 PM: Server: PCTek has signed off (This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.) Mon, Aug 30, 1999 04:13:08 PM: PCTek: jesus christ mother fucker 04:13:20 PM: Dead_Ed: Yes? Thu, Sep 02, 1999 12:49:51 PM: ZaphodBee: The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the F!CK is my ROOF ?!?" 01:08:26 PM: Mumble01: What happens when you split? 01:09:22 PM: Mumble01: heh. No, when Haibert "splits". That could either mean he expires, leaves us holding worthless shares on the market, or gets cleaved by an axe murderer. 01:16:08 PM: Mumble01: Haibert: Okay, I'll buy a 100 shares. As principal stockholder, I order you not to go to the bathroom for a week. You'll be able to work longer and maximize cash-flow (salary/profits) if you don't waste time doing that. 09:42:06 PM: timodi: what do you think about Iomega Buz card ? 09:42:23 PM: |dirge|: iomega are shit. 09:42:34 PM: Snausages: the buz sucks. 09:42:47 PM: timodi: not good ? Fri, Sep 03, 1999 07:20:08 AM: krezi: anybody can tell me if script mafiascript is for mac. 07:20:39 AM: fGewA: if we told you, we'd have to kill you 10:55:19 PM: Sinewave: I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. 10:57:48 PM: Sinewave: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something. 10:59:07 PM: Sinewave: Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER Mon, Sep 06, 1999 11:30:20 PM: kudda: Who do you think would win - Mike Tyson v Bill Gates? 11:30:40 PM: fGewA: mike tyson on TKO... bill gates would have bought the stadium and canceled the fight ;) Wed, Sep 08, 1999 12:06:23 AM: Strider notes that until Microsoft came along, a PC's reset button used to be on the back of the computer... 01:32:19 PM: fatony: can any pc processor beat the 500mhz g4 01:35:11 PM: B-]: fatony: sure... Pentium 3 beats it by at least 15 watts 01:35:21 PM: B-]: fatony: alphas prolly beat it by a few hundred dollars 10:31:26 PM: joybutton: Gew: they fill your ear canals with jello 10:31:44 PM: fGewA: oooh 10:31:47 PM: fGewA: what flavor? 10:31:52 PM: joybutton: shit 10:58:39 PM: MrMojo: one of my fave quotes is from dantes peak actually heh....'if you drop a frog in boiling water, itll jump right out...if you put it in cold water, and slowly heat it, itll boil alive...' Thu, Sep 09, 1999 12:09:36 AM: B-]: best non-stick surface i've found is a very used cast iron skillet 12:10:08 AM: ChrisC: just DON'T WASH IT 12:11:54 AM: B-]: you cant reason with an inanimate object? Fri, Sep 10, 1999 02:08:03 PM: MacGOD: Cmon X gimme the damn @ will ya?? 02:08:05 PM: Server: Mode change "+o MacGOD " on #macintosh by X 11:03:28 PM: ChrisC wonders why Type Reunion isn't working...i installed it 3 days ago. oh, that's right. i haven't restarted yet. Sun, Sep 12, 1999 01:41:29 AM: EuroTrash: roll, roll roll yer joint 01:41:33 AM: EuroTrash: pass it down the line 01:41:41 AM: EuroTrash: take a toke and have a smoke 01:41:47 AM: EuroTrash: and blow yer fuckin' mind 03:38:49 AM: MReedB: hmmmm - interesting - a hot pizza is capable of melting a plastic fork 03:39:27 AM: MReedB wondered why the fork kept getting shorter Mon, Sep 13, 1999 02:40:38 AM: MReedBX: smart people think about fucking too much - stupid people just do it <G> 02:46:25 AM: Jackson11: I like real player.. it works great 02:46:47 AM: fGewA: realplayer? works great? what the smeg did you do to it? Tue, Sep 14, 1999 11:12:09 PM: R0B0T: hey guys, umm can i be in your cool club? i mutilate small animals... 11:13:27 PM: MReedB: ROBOT do you paste stickers on womens butts when they don't know it saying "Kiss my ass"? 12:53:56 AM: MReedB: hmm wtf is a chopper doing over my house at 3 AM 12:54:06 AM: MReedB: where's my shotgun 12:54:45 AM: fernbear: probably a burglar/rapist or murderer has been caught in the act, and he's hopping through backyards... :) 12:55:27 AM: MReedB: heh backyards :P 12:55:35 AM: MReedB: my backyard is 50 acres 12:55:45 AM: MReedB: and my neighbor owns 2500 acres 12:56:16 AM: fGewA: those are mighty big hops. looks like NASA won't need them space shuttles after all ;) Wed, Sep 15, 1999 02:09:42 AM: JoViKe: i like all the little bars in brussels 02:10:24 AM: JoViKe: i remember them swaying slightly 10:03:18 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: <GrndZero> No man is an island, and you are all fucking littering my beach. This ain't Florida you know! 11:13:33 AM: Cluebot: rumour has it i am the almighty, all knowing, all powerful, Infobot! or the main source of entertainment on those long nights 11:24:16 AM: Dead_Ed: OH MY GOD MY DONUT IS BLEEDING! 11:31:05 AM: MReedB: I once knew a girl who broke her arm and one leg skiing - went out that night and was hanging off a trolley and fell of - broke the otehr two :P 11:31:22 AM: J88: you're kidding 11:31:27 AM: J88: that's gotta suck 11:31:35 AM: _DShadow: reed- ouch. That sucks. 11:31:37 AM: MReedB: heh she was dumb as a brick 11:31:51 AM: _DShadow: reed- As a brick? You're giving her too much credit. :P 11:31:59 AM: MReedB: at age 15 she still believe she was hatched from an egg 11:32:11 AM: MReedB: this is true - I swear it 11:32:27 AM: _DShadow: reed- seriously? 11:32:38 AM: _DShadow: reed- does everyone laugh at her when she's not paying attention? 11:33:06 AM: MReedB: yep DS - I questioned her closely on the process - she still believed babies came in big eggs - that why mom's tummy's swelled up 11:33:17 AM: _DShadow blinks 11:33:45 AM: _DShadow: reed- I suppose that's not too far from the truth. 11:33:56 AM: MReedB: evidently when it was time to lay the egg, mom's stomach had a hatch 11:34:03 AM: _DShadow: reed- But, does she believe her mom laid the egg and sat on it for awhile? 11:34:04 AM: MReedB: heh 11:34:21 AM: MReedB: no you kept it in a crib, nice and warm 11:34:37 AM: MReedB: heh i couldn't believe it 11:34:41 AM: _DShadow: reed- who the hell told her this? 11:34:46 AM: Sausahga: Where does she think the egg comes out? 11:35:01 AM: MReedB: a hatch Saus :P 11:35:35 AM: MReedB: face it - any person who is 15 and thinks humans come out in eggs will believe *anything* 11:35:38 AM: _DShadow: reed- a hatch? You mean, like, the mom's belly just flips open and the egg rolls out, and then it closes again? 11:35:41 AM: Sausahga: Oh! MOMMY just "pops open? 11:36:15 AM: MReedB: yep DS 11:36:22 AM: iPoohBear: hey, we do come from eggs! Just that they stay inside the body! 11:36:32 AM: MReedB: no but I offered to show it to her :P 11:36:44 AM: Magn0lia inspects her belly for a hatch 11:36:52 AM: _DShadow: reed- I'm interested in how you would have showed her something that didn't exist. Fri, Sep 17, 1999 02:59:26 AM: Server: bizzybody has signed off (Hey! /stop that! /quit it! /leave me alone or I'll /part your hair with an axe! :)) 02:13:21 PM: iPoohBear: what's TP? 02:13:45 PM: ^marcus^: Twisted Pair... Network... 02:14:20 PM: fGewA: or, toilet paper :) 02:15:05 PM: iPoohBear: fGewA: ya, but that kinda TP is hard to communicate with.. 02:15:15 PM: fGewA: pooh - yeh, and you look like an idjit if you try Sun, Sep 19, 1999 11:41:44 PM: Sinewave: Some Eggs a Piece of toast and Some Orange Juice walked into a bar one day. Bartender looks up and say Hey! We don't serve breakfast here! Mon, Sep 20, 1999 01:52:34 PM: PCTek: how do you steal free software? 10:48:46 PM: Server: timeless has signed off (Lost irc connection from timeless.student.umd.edu: Success) Wed, Sep 22, 1999 08:31:44 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: Mocking: professionals built the titanic, amateurs built the ark. Thu, Sep 23, 1999 03:54:50 PM: MrMojo: macdonalds accused peopel who won of using last years tickets to win this years competition 03:55:05 PM: MrMojo: but its been proved that macdonalds were selling this years tickets with last years markings 03:55:17 PM: MrMojo: so the govt is now going to prosecute them for decieving the public 04:12:41 PM: Sord spins cassiopea around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around. 04:13:04 PM: cassiopea hurls all over sord 10:46:25 PM: Haibert: i wonder what cars will be out there for $8000 when im 16 1/2....(born april 15 1984) 10:47:22 PM: Dead_Ed: What's weird... i have SHIRTS old than Haibert. Fri, Sep 24, 1999 02:57:43 AM: cookie_: [2:57] <Jesus`> i died for your beer Sat, Sep 25, 1999 11:40:48 PM: Snausages: it's like that joke about the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD all out to hunt the same rabbit in a big patch of woods 11:41:19 PM: Snausages: the CIA drafts hundreds of critters to be spies, searches for 6 months and then ultimately claims that there's no such thing as a rabbit 11:41:31 PM: Snausages: the FBI burns it all down, killing everyone, and carefully says "oops" afterwards 11:42:14 PM: Snausages: and the LAPD sends in 6 officers... who come marching back out an hour later with a badly bruised bear. The bear is crying: "Shut the fuck up man, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit... just don't hit me no more..." 11:44:44 PM: MrMojo: sick a hucking fairy duck :) Thu, Sep 30, 1999 01:27:11 AM: MReedB: Dr Pepper and B Complex - dessert of champions 01:27:17 AM: MReedB: makes ya pee green 05:33:33 PM: cyberdog: not much, checking out the performance of my new Voodoo2 05:34:00 PM: Zaphod: Nothing like checking performace of a 3d card like hanging out on IRC! Tue, Oct 05, 1999 01:21:53 PM: mregit: i stocked up on food early 01:21:58 PM: mregit: and the kids ate through it all 01:22:13 PM: mregit: now if y2k comes through, I feast on Roast Emily 04:40:28 PM: MrMojo: whats this about dan doing laura brannighan? Wed, Oct 06, 1999 03:04:10 AM: Twist: [02:44] [ILuvSatan!natas@o-s7-p2-85125.saber.net] you're a fucking moron if all you do is kick people, BEFORE they ask for a problem. yeah i said macs suck..why?!?!?!?you ask you fucking arragunat dickhead?? because my chooser settings all all fucking corrupted you god damn nazi dick licker 03:04:25 AM: Twist: somehow, he's not endearing me to his cause 01:17:18 PM: Egran: fuck you God 01:19:51 PM: browse: Egran, if you do, make sure to tell us what God says during orgasm. "Oh me! Oh me!" Thu, Oct 07, 1999 01:41:37 PM: ThePub notes he just got a piece of pizza /w two titties on it. 01:42:56 PM: fGewA: "two free drinks with purchase" Sun, Oct 10, 1999 10:02:53 PM: MacTek quivers! 10:02:56 PM: MacTek: i found Impact! 10:03:37 PM: Magic_Al: MacTek quivers on impact. Hmmmm Mon, Oct 11, 1999 10:28:21 PM: _Peng1: you gotta break some eggs to make your omellette, bbq Tue, Oct 12, 1999 03:09:48 PM: joybutton: "You must have the Macromedia Flash 4 Plug-In to view this site" and then has two links, one for the flash version and one for the non-flash version. Sun, Oct 17, 1999 04:11:51 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: Egran: I feel like shit and I can't find my pants. 11:25:02 PM: dickeye: what is he trying to do exactly? 11:25:11 PM: timeless: dickeye, the impossible. Mon, Oct 18, 1999 01:49:13 AM: Mocking: ????? -> <|>PING delay for KripTik: -14624 days, -1 hours, -29 minutes and -28 seconds 02:32:30 AM: cookiemon: poly= many, tic=blood sucker Tue, Oct 19, 1999 01:32:15 AM: Mocking: Yoda of Borg are we 01:32:15 AM: Mocking: Futile is resistance 01:32:15 AM: Mocking: Assimulate you, we will Wed, Oct 20, 1999 11:53:51 PM: ChrisC: well, sure. just have it forward to my account chrisc@dr_stein.howls.in.pain.as.he.is.anally.raped.by.a.greenbuffalo.com Thu, Oct 21, 1999 11:08:24 PM: Server: DUSTMAN4U (uirc@a24b31n78client235.hawaii.rr.com) has joined #macintosh 11:09:10 PM: DUSTMAN4U: sorry looking bunch 11:09:17 PM: DUSTMAN4U: sorriest bunch 11:09:32 PM: DUSTMAN4U: most pathetic 11:09:55 PM: DUSTMAN4U: I'm so sorry 11:10:06 PM: DUSTMAN4U: I feel for you all 11:10:10 PM: DUSTMAN4U: I pity u 11:10:29 PM: Sinewave: DUSTMAN4U shut up ya knob slobber 11:10:36 PM: DUSTMAN4U: hehe 11:10:42 PM: DUSTMAN4U: I'm so sorry 11:11:24 PM: DUSTMAN4U: they should rename the iMacs to iMacsuck 11:11:34 PM: Magic_Al: There is no iMovie CD. It's integrated into the iMac restore CD which will install only on an iMac DV 11:11:34 PM: DUSTMAN4U: cause they do suck like u all 11:11:37 PM: DUSTMAN4U: you all suck 11:11:42 PM: DUSTMAN4U: suck suck suck suck 11:12:12 PM: XPlatform: Dustman: you show your ignorance.... 11:12:13 PM: DUSTMAN4U: and you all suck me 11:12:14 PM: Basket sends DUSTMAN4U a boot to the head 11:12:49 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Apple is complicating the computer industry 11:12:53 PM: DUSTMAN4U: why not just give up 11:13:09 PM: DUSTMAN4U: you have no more room to grow 11:13:09 PM: XPlatform: dustman: it is clear that you fear what you dont understand... don't you feel like giving up your own life? 11:13:19 PM: DUSTMAN4U: ingorance! 11:13:23 PM: cYpLeX: Apple is complicating the market? what? look at Microsoft! 11:13:28 PM: DUSTMAN4U: this is whats so funny about mac users 11:13:43 PM: joybutton: hey guys 11:13:46 PM: DUSTMAN4U: you all think you're somehow unique and different cause you use macs 11:13:49 PM: cYpLeX: um, im both mac and pc, macs can do what pcs cant and vice versa 11:13:52 PM: XPlatform: dustman... you will notice XPlatform which stans for Cross Platform 11:14:01 PM: joybutton: what's your problem that you have nothing better to do than to get us riled up? 11:14:10 PM: DUSTMAN4U: TOTAL IGNORANCE! 11:14:14 PM: joybutton: what about you? 11:14:20 PM: DUSTMAN4U: CAN'T YOU DO THE MATH? 11:14:22 PM: XPlatform: get rid of this fucking looser 11:14:29 PM: joybutton: you can't get a clue? 11:14:33 PM: DUSTMAN4U: PCs less $, Macs mucho $ 11:14:39 PM: DUSTMAN4U: whats wrong with that picture? 11:14:41 PM: Sinewave: You get what you pay for 11:14:43 PM: Sinewave: :) 11:14:49 PM: joybutton: dust: you. 11:14:49 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Didnt you take Economics 101? 11:14:56 PM: Sinewave: A faster better quality computer 11:15:05 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Apple is stealing your money blind! 11:15:07 PM: XPlatform: Sine: :) 11:15:08 PM: cYpLeX: PC prebuilt suck! sound card and graphics card built on the same card, wtf? 11:15:27 PM: DUSTMAN4U: And where is Apple taking you? 11:15:39 PM: joybutton: dust: MS has more of your money than Apple. Go bitch at them. 11:15:46 PM: Sinewave: DUSTMAN4U hm thats why most Media Prof use Windows huh? 11:15:59 PM: DUSTMAN4U: They always come out with cosmetic improvements on their OS to make you losers happy 11:16:01 PM: cYpLeX: i use apple for multimedia, yeah they arent good at gaming but i have a dreamcast and a pc, try doing multimedia on pc, sorta hard 11:16:09 PM: Basket: night all; have sweet dreams of the blue screen of death, DUSTMAN4U 11:16:10 PM: DUSTMAN4U: new fonts, new looking windows, all for what/ 11:16:13 PM: fGewA: dustman - you call QT4P an improvement? I don't 11:16:25 PM: DUSTMAN4U: bwahaha! 11:16:30 PM: DUSTMAN4U: QT4!, its a fucking joke! 11:16:50 PM: DUSTMAN4U: QT4 is old technology build based on old tech 11:16:39 PM: Sinewave: Heh atleest its not Media Player 11:16:40 PM: Sinewave: lol 11:16:45 PM: Sinewave: even more of a kjoke 11:17:24 PM: fGewA: realplayer - better designed, still a shitty result 11:16:56 PM: XPlatform: Dust: please... get the fuck out of here! 11:17:00 PM: DUSTMAN4U: haha! 11:17:19 PM: DUSTMAN4U: you all suck 11:17:22 PM: Sinewave: DUSTMAN4U is just being a troll guys come on.. 11:17:24 PM: DUSTMAN4U: IGNORANCE AT ITS BEST! 11:17:31 PM: Sinewave: he wants to own a G4 11:17:34 PM: joybutton: dust: please leave. 11:17:38 PM: Sinewave: but his mom wont buy him one 11:17:43 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Dont you all know what Apple stands for? 11:17:48 PM: joybutton: please pick up you pathetic ass and cart it off to where you're wanted 11:17:52 PM: XPlatform: are the opps sleeping, or do they get off on this shit? 11:17:52 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Apple is owned by former Nazis 11:17:53 PM: Sinewave: so he is taking his angry agressions out on us 11:17:59 PM: joybutton: oh give me a break 11:17:59 PM: DUSTMAN4U: and Japanese Imperial Army generals 11:18:14 PM: cYpLeX: oh yeah! your right now! dumb ass 11:18:41 PM: fGewA: Advanced Personal Processing and Lounging Environment 11:18:50 PM: fGewA: that's what Apple stands for :) 11:20:26 PM: DUSTMAN4U: they've implanted subliminal messages into the OS to hook you 11:20:29 PM: DUSTMAN4U: And look what they did to 3 of their top R+D scientists? 11:20:32 PM: cYpLeX: DUSTMAN really gots an E-Machine wishing it was an iMac 11:20:33 PM: DUSTMAN4U: They killed them and made it look like an accident 11:20:38 PM: DUSTMAN4U: they both died in plane crashes 11:20:39 PM: DUSTMAN4U: one of them TWA flight 800 11:20:47 PM: DUSTMAN4U: the two scientists were about to blow the whistle on them 11:20:49 PM: Sinewave: HAHAHA 11:20:50 PM: DUSTMAN4U: other flight was Swiss flight over Canada 11:20:54 PM: cYpLeX: DUSTMAN is really f*cking paranoid! 11:20:56 PM: DUSTMAN4U: this secret group is very dangerous 11:20:59 PM: Sinewave: PROPAGANDA 11:20:59 PM: Sinewave: :)_ 11:21:11 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Apple stands for the Nazi slogan 11:21:13 PM: cYpLeX: what you read this all on your e-machine? what mom wouldnt buy you an iMac? too expensive? 11:21:25 PM: DUSTMAN4U: what is Apple spelled backwards in German? 11:21:40 PM: fGewA: cluebot x from german elppa 11:22:10 PM: Cluebot: fGewA: elppa 11:22:18 PM: fGewA: see? he's wrong already. 11:21:46 PM: DUSTMAN4U: It never hurts to look into it at least 11:22:01 PM: DUSTMAN4U: especially now that the G4s are equiped with a secret chemical time bomb embedded on the IC boards 11:22:27 PM: DUSTMAN4U: this secret chemical time bomb can be remotely detonated via internet 11:22:32 PM: Sinewave: Thanks god I got a G3 11:22:40 PM: Sinewave: :) 11:23:14 PM: DUSTMAN4U: It has long been rumored that Steve Jobs might be Adolph Hitler himself! 11:23:29 PM: Sinewave: I am sure he is 11:23:38 PM: fGewA: and his hair only now starts to go gray? 11:23:38 PM: XPlatform: it has been rumored that Bill Gates is the anti-christ 11:23:39 PM: DUSTMAN4U: They've implanted Adolph's brain into Steve's body 11:23:40 PM: cYpLeX: there you go DUSTMAN 11:24:07 PM: cYpLeX: this is funny in a weird way heh 11:24:25 PM: joybutton: a windows geek living on a remote island in the pacific ocean.. yeah, i trust him 11:24:26 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Bill Gates is part of this conspiracy to incrementally release technology little by little, thus hindering our progress into the next century 11:24:28 PM: XPlatform: Yeah... I am starting to dig listening to this idiot... 11:24:50 PM: JoViKe: Dustman - alien tech? 11:25:05 PM: DUSTMAN4U: They all tie in together as a conglomerate of international companies seeking to undermine the true humans from this planet 11:25:13 PM: DUSTMAN4U: hehe 11:25:15 PM: DUSTMAN4U: : ) 11:25:26 PM: joybutton: are you done yet? 11:25:26 PM: DUSTMAN4U: sorry i just had too much Maui wowie to smoke 11:25:39 PM: XPlatform: will you leave now? 11:25:44 PM: DUSTMAN4U: That was a disclaimer, in case they're listening 11:25:52 PM: DUSTMAN4U: that way I have an alibi 11:26:17 PM: DUSTMAN4U: But, I leave you with dire warnings for the coming century 11:26:22 PM: fGewA: they are listening. browse, who works at Apple, is logging this right now and is already sending out official snipers. :) 11:26:29 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Be afraid, and board up your doors! 11:26:36 PM: DUSTMAN4U: for they cometh for you at dawn 11:26:48 PM: XPlatform: no... they cometh for YOU 11:26:51 PM: DUSTMAN4U: put away your modems and mouses! 11:26:57 PM: DUSTMAN4U: for they do you no good 11:27:11 PM: DUSTMAN4U: in the end, all that will be left is... 11:27:42 PM: XPlatform: DUSTMAN: "They" are comming for you... beware 11:27:43 PM: DUSTMAN4U: the rightous who have stockpiled on vitamins 11:27:54 PM: DUSTMAN4U: please, heed my warning 11:28:13 PM: DUSTMAN4U: you must stock up on vitamins before the millenium or else you will all die from poison 11:28:26 PM: fGewA: dustman works for GNC ;) 11:28:31 PM: cYpLeX: heh, we dont have to worry about y2k like yourself 11:28:37 PM: DUSTMAN4U: they will unleash the 7th plague of all plagues 11:28:37 PM: XPlatform: I think DUSTMAN has been affected by the alien probe up his ass 11:29:13 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Watch Harsh Realm 11:29:17 PM: DUSTMAN4U: every Fridays 11:29:24 PM: DUSTMAN4U: to learn how to survive 11:29:27 PM: cYpLeX: what channel? network? 11:29:32 PM: DUSTMAN4U: good bye someone is at my door 11:29:35 PM: DUSTMAN4U: Fox network 11:29:43 PM: DUSTMAN4U: this is your only chance of survival 11:29:56 PM: DUSTMAN4U: watch Harsh Realm for the secret hints on how to survive 11:29:58 PM: DUSTMAN4U: good bye 11:30:06 PM: DUSTMAN4U: and god speed 11:30:11 PM: Server: DUSTMAN4U [uirc@a24b31n78client235.hawaii.rr.com] has parted #macintosh 11:55:59 PM: MacTek: i'm no math whiz, but something about this email's subject irks me: "Save more than 100% on your overseas phone bill now!!!" Fri, Oct 22, 1999 01:57:30 AM: GrndZero comes back to life 01:58:48 AM: joybutton calls it a miracle Sat, Oct 23, 1999 10:51:52 PM: fGewA: which, of course, is not out yet and no no one knows when it will be. 10:52:02 PM: Coolio-: is it not out yet? Sun, Oct 24, 1999 10:17:08 PM: Sprfluous: he stole a Dreamcast 10:17:45 PM: Sprfluous: got one, took it home, took it out of the box, put books in the box, went back to where he bought it, said he wanted to buy a dreamcast and all he got was a box full of books, they gave him his money back Mon, Oct 25, 1999 03:29:33 AM: MReedB: GZ I would sell camel dung right now if it made me money Tue, Oct 26, 1999 10:12:56 PM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: Use #29,934 of OS9: <Neo-> i use os 9 to hide my porno from my wife Wed, Oct 27, 1999 11:34:05 PM: Server: snowman (snowman@eskimo.com) has joined #macintosh Thu, Oct 28, 1999 02:36:33 AM: Sinewave: He told me once he was gonna become a herbosexual.. cause there was this Fern he had been eyeing... Fri, Oct 29, 1999 01:57:12 PM: Server: Agrajag has signed off (I am Pentium of Borg. Division is Futile. You will be Approximated.) Mon, Nov 01, 1999 01:58:22 PM: Tooncin8r: so I need to d/l new kaleidoscope...last version I had was 2.5 01:58:33 PM: fGewA: I doubt that - current version is 2.2.1 10:38:06 PM: Dr_Stein: AppleWorks does almost everythnig Office does 10:38:08 PM: Dr_Stein: and more Wed, Nov 03, 1999 10:41:59 AM: Strider: I was in the engineering wing (which happens to have the cleanest bathrooms on campus), and there on the wall, some one had written down the entire Periodic Table, up to Radium, in order, in the right shape... Thu, Nov 04, 1999 01:15:45 AM: joybutton: food is the devil's work! Physical nourishment is evil! 01:15:53 AM: joybutton: STARVE YOURSELF FOR JESUS! 03:36:36 PM: Pristine: administrators despise me 03:36:59 PM: joybutton: why do they despise you? 03:37:26 PM: Nos-: jb, cuz she rips the rugs off their heads and dances around them 04:27:02 PM: onyx0: what wars has canada entererd in the 20th century ? 04:27:56 PM: Strider-: onyx: WWI, WWI, and Korea. 04:28:02 PM: fGewA: two WWI's? 04:28:24 PM: Pristine: they liked it so much they entered the war twice Sun, Nov 07, 1999 02:50:39 AM: ChrisC: stupid fucking people are the worst. stupid people i can tolerate...they eventually get themselves killed. the stupid fucking people keep propogating 10:34:45 PM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: Congrats!!!! MReedB get's his O !!! 10:34:06 PM: timeless: _Zool then you could celebrate the topic w/ a /kill ? 10:34:33 PM: Server: timeless has signed off (Local kill by _Zool (ok)) 10:34:43 PM: _Zool: have fun? Mon, Nov 08, 1999 01:57:36 AM: MReedB: biab - vi'ing a doc 01:59:01 AM: fGewA: heh reason #3141.59265358979 why I like emacs: no need to say "bbiab" before using it ;) Tue, Nov 09, 1999 11:26:33 PM: broccoli: later.....im off like a prom dress..... Wed, Nov 10, 1999 12:07:49 AM: Snausages: stein: let's start an airline. American National Airlines. If for no other reason than to have a fleet of beat up 727s painted with 6' high letters: ANAL with lots of cool ad campaigns centered around the theme: 'ANAL Rocks!' 12:08:59 AM: Snausages: Fly ANAL today! 12:14:07 AM: Snausages: I could see handling the 757... computer control and all... 12:14:27 AM: Snausages: it's frequently joked that 757 pilots couldn't fly to save their dicks, but can type 120wpm. 01:36:19 AM: timeless envisions an add in every nook, cranny, and webPOrT[HO]aL[E] 01:36:36 AM: BearlyWkn: you mean there isn't now? 01:38:25 AM: BearlyWkn: <sigh> don't remind me... (this line of IRC text brought to you by Safeco insurance co) 02:36:58 AM: browse: "Ohh, he's moody. Must be PBS." Thu, Nov 11, 1999 12:24:31 AM: PrformaPI: ROFLMAOAICGUOSTTT: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and i cannot get up or see through the tears 12:30:35 AM: EtherKnot: >GET URL 12:30:50 AM: EtherKnot: "You have picked up a dusty old URL" 12:30:58 AM: EtherKnot: >LOOK URL 12:31:13 AM: EtherKnot: "It says: www.microsoft.com" 01:14:11 PM: Neo-_: God what kinda mac do you have? 01:14:26 PM: kathee: God has a mac?? 01:18:56 PM: Server: watta has signed off (I'm not insane. I just ate your dog!) 11:48:55 PM: Redvo: minnesota does not come to mind when i think of flying to alabama Fri, Nov 12, 1999 01:28:56 AM: Vader1: I once had some eco freaks bug me about deer hunting once... 01:31:54 AM: Vader1: So we told them maybe we should hunt them instead iif they had a problem with deer hunting and they shut their big mouths. 01:32:57 AM: Vader1: I think one them pissed his pant's 04:39:13 PM: MrMojo: jb: try windows...not only are they nto the same, theyre completely freaking random 10:50:31 PM: PrformaPI: it can support my 900 pound 13" monitor! 10:51:09 PM: fGewA: prf - where the hell did you get a .45 ton 13" monitor? 10:51:25 PM: cookiemon: russia Sat, Nov 13, 1999 11:22:27 PM: B-P: okay... Yul Brenner, Patrick Stewart... any other bald men that were not preoccupied with hair loss? 11:23:04 PM: PrformaPI: my mother? Fri, Nov 19, 1999 03:36:50 AM: MrMojo: hey, youll all be happy to know ive finally set a date for my wedding...november 21st this year 03:37:00 AM: MrMojo: thats not very long from now, so im hoping to meet a girl real soon 03:37:03 AM: MrMojo: [grin] 10:43:57 PM: Zulch: there are so many Starbucks here, they are Starbucks within the Starbucks 11:02:50 PM: Cluebot: rumour has it irc is the most efficient method of wasting time yet devised by humans 11:43:06 PM: Jke: what kind of puter yall got? 11:43:38 PM: fGewA: a binary-processing text-input graphical-output magnetic-storage machine. Mon, Nov 22, 1999 02:03:39 AM: `broccoli: what brands should i buy for a HD?? any suggestions?? 02:03:46 AM: fGewA: broccoli, quantum or maxtor 02:03:58 AM: MacTek: quantum or IBM 02:04:10 AM: joybutton: Quantum/Seagate 02:04:34 AM: `broccoli: how aobut Western Dig.?? 02:04:41 AM: joybutton: those suck too 02:04:49 AM: MacTek: western digital sucks as bad as seagate and almost as bad as maxtor 02:05:58 AM: ttilmm: NO! Get a smith and wesson! 02:06:17 AM: ttilmm: or a buddweiser!@ Tue, Nov 23, 1999 10:24:41 PM: WeeDo: ur point was pointless Wed, Nov 24, 1999 03:23:51 AM: MrMojo: yno i think ive picked teh big difference between alligators & crocodiles 03:23:58 AM: MrMojo: aligators look kinda sleepy 03:24:03 AM: MrMojo: crocodiles just look pissed off 10:17:23 PM: akseeker: cool, I'm looking for a place to stay when I arrive. Any suggestions? 10:17:58 PM: KripTik: akseeker a student hotel 10:18:17 PM: akseeker: What's a student hotel? 10:18:40 PM: fGewA: akseeker - it's where students sleep. some call it class. ;) Thu, Nov 25, 1999 12:44:45 AM: Nos-: a co-worker installed os 9 on his laptop... and a dir containing quite a bit of his important information became the real player application.. upon double clicking it, real player would run... doing a search with sherlock for files within the dir would find them, but upon clicking them, they would launch real player 01:39:19 AM: RDDLOGO: How do you know a guy has a high sperm count? 01:39:36 AM: RDDLOGO: When his g/f (wife) has to chew before swallowing 03:06:49 AM: cookiemon: hes in the living room, should i go ask him if i know him? Sat, Nov 27, 1999 11:24:53 PM: PrformaPI: I am pissed at jehova's witnesses, not all of them, just the ones that show up at my door every week 11:25:17 PM: fGewA: hide a spikestrip in the porch: "caution: Do not enter. severe shoe damage." Mon, Nov 29, 1999 12:29:18 AM: Strider: hmm.. you guys did hear about that florida phone sex operator who got worker's omp for RSI due to excessive masturbation on the job right? Wed, Dec 01, 1999 12:07:43 PM: jbutton: my coat is big enough to be called a carryon :p 12:08:14 PM: jbutton: i can stuff socks n' underwear in the numerous pockets 12:08:47 PM: fGewA: get a trash compactor, bring all your stuph in one 2x2x2" cube :) 12:12:21 PM: Magic_Al plans to be at MWSF 12:12:44 PM: jbutton will be in Europe during MWSF 12:13:13 PM: Magic_Al: jbutton: I hate to tell you this, but MWSF isn't being held in Europe. You shouldn't have listened to that travel agent! 12:14:03 PM: _DShadow: ln -s shutdown shitdown 02:16:51 PM: Strider: fGewA: someone sued the internic over doamins with those words, so the court is holding them pending the decision. 02:17:11 PM: Magn0lia: what was the suit? 02:17:27 PM: browse: It's a three piece suit with a matching vest. 02:33:20 PM: gitr: does radioshack sell rj45 connectors, crimping pliers, and wall jacks? 02:33:54 PM: fGewA: gitr - yes, but I'd rather buy from Roger's Systems Specialist. good prices, nice and local (for me anyway), and they don't try and sell me any damn cellfones. ;) 02:33:59 PM: fGewA: http://www.rogerssystems.com/ 02:35:09 PM: BatmanPPC: fGewA: they try to sell you cell phones?...they try to sell me DirectTV 02:35:28 PM: fGewA: batmanppc - must be a regional thing. people in florida get sold mosquito repellent... 12:17:53 AM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] Thu, Dec 02, 1999 10:18:15 PM: MReedB: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker Ford for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine,in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of Arkansas was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were... "Hold my beer and watch this!" Fri, Dec 03, 1999 12:42:23 AM: fGewA: cluebot x to spanish macintosh 12:42:25 AM: Cluebot: fGewA: impermeable Wed, Dec 15, 1999 05:08:34 PM: GrndZero: [censored out per his request] 05:09:05 PM: Egran: GZ: he's not in right now, may I be of service 05:09:06 PM: Egran: ? Tue, Dec 21, 1999 01:45:11 AM: jiira: come on now timeless it cant be illegal to send photos and music I created myself 01:45:40 AM: timeless: jiira if you write a license prohibiting yourself from doing it.. but no that's fine Wed, Dec 22, 1999 12:01:35 AM: Zebulun: you know your an insomniac when youve seen macgod post stats 3 days straight Fri, Dec 24, 1999 12:30:22 AM: Pheersome: has _anybody_ seen win2k? 12:30:50 AM: TomFool: no, I don't believe it exists Fri, Dec 31, 1999 01:20:20 PM: Snausages: russia is full of land 01:20:23 PM: Snausages: china is full of chinese 01:20:35 PM: Snausages: it's harder to piss off land. :D 02:20:37 PM: GrndZero-: people on #mensa are stupid 07:56:57 PM: Magic_Al: I think imdb is messed up: they list Toy Story 2 (1999) (effects technical artist) (shading artist) (modeler) among Stephen King's credits EOF... for now :) You never know when I might be watching :) (But in case I'm not, send submissions to: macrulez@softhome.net )