obi-wan: "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!" -zap-
JFK: bwahahaha
obi-wan: "You have paid the price for your lack of pants!" -zap-
obi-wan: "Now, young Skywalker, you will die." -zap-
Avaran: "breathes heavily, your crotch odor wont match mine, I never wash these "
Snausages: "Your sad devotion to those ancient pants is *ack*"
knick: "Now, young Skywalker, you will be pantsed"
obi-wan: "You'll no longer be needing pants."
Espy: "obi-wan was wise to keep your pants hidden from me"
JFK: "You won't need pants where you're going"
MaBunny: pant1 (pant) v. pant0ed, pant0ing, pants.
MaBunny: —intr.
MaBunny: 1. To breathe rapidly in short gasps, as after exertion.
obi-wan: "I see you have constructed a new pair of pants."
MaBunny: 2. To beat loudly or heavily; throb or pulsate.
MaBunny: 3. To give off loud puffs, especially while moving.
MaBunny: 4. To long demonstratively; yearn: was panting for a chance to play.
Laal: rofl obi
Avaran: "STOP! DROP YOUR PANTS!"
JFK: avaran: that your pickup line?
JFK: :P
obi-wan: "Real good, Chewie. Always thinking with your pants!"
Avaran: only when yer mom lets me
Laal: A little short for a stormtrooper. huh? oh! my pants!
MacTek: lol
Snausages: "Hey, we don't serve their kind in here." "Huh?" "Your pants, they'll have to wait outside."
DShadow: I picked the wrong time to go take a shit, didn't I?
Laal: rofl snaus
obi-wan: "Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good set of boxers, kid!"
JFK: hahaha
MaBunny: yes, D
*** Avaran has set the topic on channel #macintosh to DShadow: I picked the wrong time to go take a shit, didn't I?
obi-wan: "I have felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of pants suddenly cried out in pain, and were unzipped."
Snausages: "You came here in those pants? You're braver than I thought."
knick: hey, "Black Sheep" is on HBO now
Laal: I'm not in this for your revolution, and im not in it for you princess, I expect my pants
cassiopea: "The best thing I ever did was be gay. It's like the coolest thing in the world for me" ... she's more intelligent than i thought *smirk*
sch shakes his head
cassiopea: um, ew.
Laal: rofl snaus
Snausages: "Luke... *I* am your pants"
obi-wan: "If pants are all that you love, then pants are what you'll receive!"
Laal: rofl obi!
Pristine: *snort*
MaBunny: hi Pristine ;)
Pristine: hey Ma
obi-wan: "Two pants against a Star Destroyer?"
Laal: So...your taking your pants, and your just leaving then?
MacTek: "What's this you're hiding...ah, a twin pants?"
Pristine: I'm getting a Newton Ma
MaBunny is at a loss ...haven't watched StarWars enough times to memorize it
MaBunny: kewl Pris
Pristine: just thougth I'd tell you since I think I'm beginning to annoy everyone else with it
MaBunny: whatcha gonna do with it?
Snausages: "The great and mighty Jabba accepts your pants"
Pristine: :-)
MaBunny: can you irc?
DShadow: "May the pants be with you, Luke"
Pristine: have fun
Avaran: "your pants always have that hole in the back?"
Pristine: not getting a PC anymore
MaBunny: good
Pristine: getting a newton instead
Korendil: pris, you'll find it the most useless device you ever bought
MaBunny: pucks sux
Korendil: otoh, also the most kewl
Pristine: I hope so Kor
MaBunny: ah comeone she may have fun with it ;)
obi-wan: "Did you hear that?"
Laal: I suggest you try it again luke, this time let go of your pants, and act on instinct
MaBunny: err come on?
DShadow likes cool useless devices ;-)
sch: Newton's aren't useless...
Pristine: but I'm going to have fun playing with it
obi-wan: *beepbeepblooblooblooloorp*
MaBunny: lol Laal
DShadow: pris- make sure you get the program that pretends its a tricorder ;-)
Korendil needs a kewl useless device to buy
Pristine: hey..I can get rid of my shedule book
sch: Just not useful in the same way as a Powerbook or something....
Laal: lol
Pristine: wish I had one
DShadow: comes complete with all the Star Trek sounds
obi-wan: "They've shut down the pants! We'll be destroyed for sure."
DShadow: I've seen it..it's cool
sch thinks Emates are pretty cool too.
Snausages: "Your father's pants. They are the weapon of a true Jedi."
Pristine: actually what I use for scheduling is postit notes pasted on the inside of my purse
MacTek: Kore... try... um... eh... Tamagotchi?
MaBunny: Kore if your tossing around cash buy me a kewl useless device while your at it ;)
Laal: Biggs is right, Im never gonna get out of my pants.
Snausages: "Lock S-pants in attack position"
obi-wan: "Come, boy, see for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of your pitiful pants, and the end of your insignificant boxers!"
JFK: attack position is NO pants, snaus :P
Pristine: Dshadow...really...cool...I want that one
obi-wan: heh
NotAnElf wonders if one mustpay to have a registered 6-digit UPS code number so on can DL the UPS software for free
NotAnElf: so one
Pristine: what category would that go in
Pristine: fun and games I guess
MaBunny: ? did you try Elfie?
Laal is trekkie as wel
MacTek is not...but she can try
Pristine: bet you can fit every newton app in the world on a zip drive
Snausages: "It's a trap!! All pants, pull up!"
MacTek: LOL
MacTek: oh that's a good one
knick: damnit, my one VCR always picks the worst times to decide it won't record right
MaBunny: prolly... Pristine
Pristine: NetHopper
obi-wan: "You...want...this...don't you. Yes...I can feel the pants swelling up within you! Let go of your pants! Use your aggressive instincts! Take your Jedi weapon! Use it! With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant."
Laal: We should be getting a reading on my pants up of down
JFK: snaus: ROFL
Pristine: can't wait to check it out
MacTek: Oh god heheeheh obi...
MacTek: I'm gonna bust my gut here...ouchie...from all those situps...owwwww
sch boycotts Zip drives
obi-wan: heh, I'm about to run out of quotes...
obi-wan: BRB, getting the screenplays :D
DShadow sits on tek's stomach so she can't do any more situps
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NotAnElf: man you know its cold out there - my dogjust askedto be let in & that's a rare event
DShadow: mm...nice and comfy seat, too ;-)
MaBunny: D don't sit till she's upright
MaBunny: she can't see the monitor
MacTek: uh, thanks, I think, ds....
MacTek smiles
MacTek: how...thoughful of you
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Snausages: "I didn't hit it that hard, it musta had some kind of self-destruct mechanism." "Imperial probe pants. Start the evacuation?"
Pristine: I'm spending 1400 on this friggin thing
DShadow: bunny- but then I'd be sitting on her legs, not her stomach
MacTek: I'm soft though, and I assume I make a good pillow...or a saet
Korendil: snaus, obi, you guys to need make a StarWars Pants Quote Website;>
*** NotAnElf is now known as MReedB
DShadow: tek- sure, anytime. ;)
MacTek: eheh yeah sure you can sit on my lap DS ;)
Snausages: "THE FIRST PANTS ARE AWAY... THE FIRST PANTS ARE AWAY.."
DShadow pokes tek
obi-wan: "Have you seen my pants this morning?"
Laal: rofl snaus
MReedB: this dog needs a bath - no thisdog needs decontamination
obi-wan: "He said he had some things to do before he started today, so he left early."
obi-wan: "Uh, did he take those two new pants with him?"
obi-wan: "I think so."
Snausages: "Oh! Artoo!! Sir, if any of my gears or pants will be useful, I'll gladly donate them.."
DShadow: have I ever mentioned how easy contextual menus are?
obi-wan: "And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Pants!"
MaBunny: no how easy D?
DShadow: bunny- real easy
Laal: hed better have my pants repaired my midday or therll be hell to play
MaBunny: real easy?
Snausages: "Blast... those little pants are gonna get me into a LOT of trouble."
DShadow: buny- extremely easy
MaBunny: how easy is real easy?
obi-wan: "He doesn't like you."
obi-wan: "I'm sorry.
MacTek: "Well, you're a feisty little pants aren't you?"
MaBunny: o...extremely easy?
DShadow: got CM support in ShadowIRC in half an hour
MaBunny: kewl
Snausages: "These blast marks... far too accurate for sand pants. Only Imperial pants are this accurate.
MacTek: lol
MReedB hates to admitit but I'm finding this beeper quite handy - and I can deny I got the beep :-)
MaBunny: I'm gonna have to download your beta and give it a whirl
DShadow: got CM support for non-CM-aware OSes in another half hour
obi-wan: "I don't like you either! You just watch yourself. We're wanting pants. I have the death sentence on twelve pants!"
sch: Yeah; too bad more developers don't do that...
obi-wan: "I'll be careful."
obi-wan: "You'll be dead!"
MaBunny: ewww...blast marks is that what they call those brown streaks?
eLiXeR: DShadow: where are the docs on that? IM?
obi-wan: "This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants."
obi-wan: "AAAAAARGH!"
obi-wan: *kzzzzzzzzzzzhew*
DShadow: elixer- ContextualMenu.h and the ten page PDF that comes with the CM SDK
obi-wan: "No pants! No pants!"
eLiXeR: CM SDK......devworld?
MReedB: Feeeel the pants
obi-wan: *whoom-ssh-bzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hisssssssssSNAP*
Laal: 10 thousand pants...all in advance.
DShadow: elixer- yes
eLiXeR: DS: thanks
obi-wan: "What's the cargo?"
eLiXeR: almost done my web browser =)
cassiopea: "That's cool. I'm involved in too many things. I have a Web site I'm working on." -Charles Manson, reacting to news that he had been denied parole for the ninth time.
MaBunny: *whoom-ssh-bzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hisssssssssSNAP~pants~*
obi-wan: "Only pants. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked."
Snausages: "We need to find the controls to extend the pants!" "I think I just blew them away..."
Laal: What is it some kinda local trouble
knick: yeesh
obi-wan: "Ten thousand? We could almost buy our OWN pants for that!"
DShadow is gonna go to sleep now
MReedB: heh cassie - for some reason, that statement didn't bother me - heck, these days hiswould be a boring site
Laal: let's just say we'd like to avoid any pants
MaBunny: nite D
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Snausages: heh
cassiopea: funny cartoon parody of Gates in this weeks Newsweek
Snausages: good one laal
bgail is heading to bed
Laal: lol
MacTek: lol
MReedB: nite bgail
MacTek: you are scaring me....but it's hilarious...
obi-wan: "Here's where the fun begins!"
eLiXeR: Wait, wait, obi, let me set the scene and you work up the dialog, scence in Star Wars, trash disposal is closing in Lukes say to R2-D2....
bgail was happy to meet everyone
cassiopea: night abbbers
obi-wan: "How long before you can make the jump to lightspeed?"
DShadow: later all
Laal: bye
MaBunny: nite bgail
DShadow: obi- "Only as long as it takes me to get into my pants."
Pristine: anyone know some good newton sites
MReedB: nite DS
MaBunny: nite D
Snausages: "Jabba doesn't need cowards who drop their pants at the first sign of Imperial Star Destroyers..."
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Laal: rofl snaus
bgail: ninight y'all
DShadow: (or out of, as the case may be)
JFK: this has to be the longest pointless thread we've ever had :D
Korendil: pris, yah, one sex
Korendil: erm
obi-wan: elixer- okay...when do you want me to start?
Korendil: sec
Snausages: Jfk: you're welcome
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obi-wan: when the walls start?
obi-wan: Fine.
obi-wan: "The walls are moving!"
MaBunny: well JFK takes a lot of thread to make pants
MReedB: heh JFK and Sprf just got here
Korendil: http://rainbow.rmii.com/~rbruce/
JFK: snaus: I haven't stopped laughing in 10 minutes :)
Sprfluous: reed :o
obi-wan: "Don't just stand there, try and brace it with pants!"
JFK: reed- I started the thread :)
Korendil: that's the ultimate newton site, great resource
MaBunny: lol Reeders ;)
DShadow heads to bed now...later all
obi-wan: "Wait a minute!"
Laal: my pants may not look like much, but its got it where it counts
Snausages: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about these pants!!"
MReedB: Go with no pants DS
*** Signoff: DShadow (ShadowIRC 0.5.4d6 PPC)
Laal: there's something alive in my pants...
obi-wan: "Threepio. Come in, threepio! Threepio! Where could those pants be?"
*** Signoff: bgail (she lives in my soul and drinks of my wine..-IG)
Snausages: "Artoo!! Those pants have broken loose again, see if you can lock 'em down!"
obi-wan: "Theepio! Coem in, threepio! Threepio!"
obi-wan: "Get to the pants."
obi-wan: "I can't!"
eLiXeR: hmmmm, i need to work on Hangman.c now =) starting simple =)
obi-wan: "Where could they be? Threepio, threepio! Will you come in?"
Snausages: "I just struck a deal that's gonna keep the empire out of these pants for a long time."
obi-wan: "One thing's fore sure. Our pants are going to be a lot thinner!"
Laal: maybe ud like it back in my pants, your highness
obi-wan: mwahahahahahahah
obi-wan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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obi-wan: this scene's not funny enough...lemme find somethin better.
Pristine: hrmm is there a version of stuffit expander for newton
Snausages: "Darth, if you pants me, I shall become even more powerful than you can imagine."
obi-wan: Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from just one person. My pants!
MacTek: lol
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obi-wan: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will someone get this big walking pants out of my way?
Laal: lol obi
obi-wan: Just hope the old man got the pants out of commission!
Korendil: pris, why would you need stuffit for newt?
obi-wan: What do you think...pants, and a guy like me?
Laal: Are sure the homing beacon is secure aboard my pants...
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Pristine: woo woo
Pristine: Eudora Pro for Newton
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Pristine: getting that
Snausages: "There goes another one!" "Hold your fire... there's no pants aboard. Must have malfunctioned."
Gee3: hey!
obi-wan: Stay in pants!
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obi-wan: The pants are...
|Bruiser|: G'Day
obi-wan: marked and locked in!
Snausages: "That's funny... the pants don't look so bad from here..."
Pristine: well I'm just trying to figure it all out
Laal: The first pants are .... away
Pristine: files are generally in binhex form
obi-wan: Switch all power to FRONT pants...switch all power to FRONT pants.
Laal: rofl obi
Pristine: just wondering if I can download straight to my Newton
obi-wan: How many pants do you think, Gold Five?
|Bruiser| thinks he's come in at the wrong time ;)
Gee3: ????I think I'm at the wrong channel????
obi-wan: Say about twenty pants. Some on the surface, some on the hangars.
Laal: some on the tower, some on the surface
Laal: lol
Korendil: pris, no..you dl to yer comp and then unstuff and use a utility prog
obi-wan: Switch to pants.
Snausages: "The Death Pants are in range... The Death Pants are in range"
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obi-wan: Pants locked. Getting a belt...
Pristine: yeah..but it would be nice to download to my Newton
obi-wan: The pants...they've stopped!
Avaran: !k obi-wan Ok, thats enough play time now boys and girls.
*** obi-wan has been kicked off channel #macintosh by MacGOD (Ok, thats enough play time now boys and girls.)
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Pristine: you can do that...it'd be nice to be able to do that If i'm on the road or something
obi-wan: Stabilize your rear pants. Watch for enemy boxers..
Korendil: interesting...2 million shares of apple were traded right before closing..
Snausages: wow... I turned obi into a machine there, huh?
Pristine: wonder if there's an unzip utility for Newton
obi-wan: They're coming in! Three pants at two-ten!
Avaran: I think its a bot:P
Laal: we've counted 30 pants lord vader, but
|Bruiser|: Korendil: Hmm
obi-wan: I'll take them myself. Cover my pants!
Pristine: Alladin might miss out on a new market
Gee3: We're at Defcon 1 for pants attack
Laal: lol
obi-wan: Yes sir.
Pristine: they better make a Newton stuffit app before it's too late
obi-wan: It's no good! I can't maneuver!
obi-wan: Stay in pants...
MReedB: its a breif subject
obi-wan: We're too close!
obi-wan: Stay in pants..
Laal: lol
obi-wan: Loosen up!
obi-wan: Gold Five to Red Leader
Gee3: Help! I'm being de-pantsed!
obi-wan: Lost tiree, lost pants...
Laal: lol
obi-wan: It...came...from behind!
|Bruiser|: Who's encouraging him?
Laal: rofl!!!!!
|Bruiser| shrugs
|Bruiser|: :)
MacTek: what's the quote when Han walks "in on" Luke and Leia?
MacTek: "No, really, she's my...pants."
MReedB: the wild is literally howling here
MReedB: wind
obi-wan: We've analyzed their pants, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your boxers standing by?
Gee3: Bruiser: When you can't beat 'em, join 'em :)
MaBunny: wow
MacTek: lol
Laal: lol
MaBunny: it's gotten colder here too Reed
|Bruiser|: Gee3: Works for me :)
obi-wan: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their parents!
obi-wan: Pants, three minutes and closing...
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obi-wan: Red pants, this is Red Leader.
obi-wan: Rendezvous at mark six point one.
Laal: Your not actually going IN to my pants
obi-wan: This is Red-Two. Flying towards pants...
obi-wan: Red-Three, standing by.
obi-wan: Red Leader, this is your pants. Keep half your pants out of range for the next run.
obi-wan: Copy, base one. Luke, take two and three.
obi-wan: Hold up here and wait for my signal to start your pants.
Gee3: Oh, no! obi-wan, our sensers indicate that these are curdoroy pants.
|Bruiser|: obi: Next time, try decafe :)
obi-wan: We should be able to see it by now...
Laal: That's right r2, were going to my pants
obi-wan: Keep your pants open for those fighters!
Laal: lol
obi-wan: There's too much interference!
Avaran: !k obi-wan ENOUGH!
*** obi-wan has been kicked off channel #macintosh by MacGOD (ENOUGH!)
MReedB wanders off to water his house pants
Gee3: The zipper's stuck! The zipper's stuck!
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MacTek: ok...i'm collecting all these quotes on a page...
MacTek: what should I call the page?
Avaran: sheesh getting a frigging pants headache
MacTek: Kevin, it's not your place to butt in
obi-wan: So put me on ignore :P
Avaran: bite me
MReedB: Pants-Talk
Avaran: obi but your funny;P
JFK: !k avaran *chomp*
MaBunny: LOL MacTekkie
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Avaran: when not talking about pants
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obi-wan: I'm in range.
obi-wan: Target's coming up!
Avaran: jfk watch where you gimme those love bites.
obi-wan: Just hold them off for a few seconds...
obi-wan: Close up pants...
obi-wan: Almost there!
obi-wan: I can't hold them!
JFK: heehee
MReedB: A Brief Chat
MacTek: what what? you bite kevin and not me?
obi-wan: It's away!
|Bruiser| suddenly remembers he has a toilet to flush, cheerio
*** Signoff: |Bruiser| (Bruiser was here! In the flesh, baby!)
MacTek: I suppose I should be hurt...or, atleast, kevin should be
obi-wan: It's a hit!
Avaran: tek you dont need men touching you
obi-wan: Negative! It didn't go in...just impacted on the pants.
JFK had the bot bite kevin... I wouldn't risk getting some disease :P
MacTek: uh...
MacTek: nor do you, Kev...
obi-wan: Red Leader, we're right above your pants. Turn to point 0-5, we'll cover for you.
obi-wan: Stay there, I just lost my starboard pants.
Gee3: Obi: The pants haave been white-washed
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obi-wan: Get set up for your attack run!
obi-wan: Rebel pants, one minute and closing!
MacTek: it's late, I had some chocolate chip cookies today, and lots of decaff diet cherry ginger ale..I mean, you gotta EXPECT me to be a little wired
MReedB goes back to bed to dream of pants, probably
obi-wan: Biggs, Wedge, let's close the pants up. We're going in, we're going in full-throttle!
MacTek: lol
MacTek: that's bd
MacTek: bad
obi-wan: That ought to keep those pants off our back!
obi-wan: Right with you, boss..
cassiopea is away
obi-wan: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out of your pants in time?
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obi-wan: It'll be just like pants back home..
Laal: rofl
obi-wan: We'll stay back far enough to cover you.
obi-wan: My scope shows the pants, but I can't see the exhaust port! *snicker*
Laal: rofl
MacTek: oh gooood
MacTek: heheh
Gee3: ***Use the pants, Luke. FEEL the pants.****
obi-wan: Are you sure the computer can hit it?
MacTek: what should I name the web page I'm going to make ou of this?
obi-wan: Watch yourself! Increase speed full-throttle!
obi-wan: What about those pants?
*** Signoff: sch (shutdown -n now)
obi-wan: You worry about those boxers! I'll worry about the pants!
flymomma: I want to find a fine ass lover from hollywood to fly to portland and keep me company.
obi-wan: Artoo, those pants have broken loose again. See if you can't lock them down.
JFK: Tek: "Late-night #macintosh - from sex to Star Wars"
MacTek: Ok that works heheh
obi-wan: Pants coming in, point three.
obi-wan: I'm hit!
obi-wan: My pants can't stay with you...
Gee3: MacTek: Make it into a news article: INbreeding of Ops has runied their Jeans!
flymomma: are your pants hot?
obi-wan: Get clear, pants.
obi-wan: You can't do any more good back there!
Laal: lol
flymomma: clear of what?
obi-wan: Sorry!
Laal: lol
obi-wan: Let him go! Stay on the pants!
Laal: lol
obi-wan: Hurry, Luke, they're coming in much faster this time.
obi-wan: We can't hold them!
obi-wan: Artoo, try and increase the power!
obi-wan: Hurry up, Luke! Wait!
Avaran: Poor obi
Avaran: poor poor obi
Gee3: GoLuke! Soil those pants!
obi-wan: Rebel pants, thirty seconds and closing.
obi-wan: I'm on the pants.
obi-wan: Hang on, pants!
obi-wan: Use the PANTS, Luke!
Laal: lol
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obi-wan: Let go, Luke..
JFK: you're missing the fun, espy
Laal: use my shorts, luke
obi-wan: The pants are strong on this one..
Laal: lol
obi-wan: Luke, trust me!
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obi-wan: His pants are off! Luke! You switched off your pants! What's wrong?
obi-wan: Nothing. I'm all right.
Gee3: 501 Blue, 501 Blue, can you read me?
obi-wan: I've lost pants!
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Laal: lol
obi-wan: The Death Star has cleared the pants. The Death Star has cleared the pants.
obi-wan: Rebel pants, in range.
obi-wan: You may fire when ready!
obi-wan: Commence primary ignition..
Korendil: night
MacTek: I think I WILL name it: "Hang on Pants, Use the Pants Luke! -- Star Wars and the Items of Clothing that Loves Them."
obi-wan: I have you now!
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obi-wan: What?
joybutton jiggles
obi-wan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHOO!!
obi-wan: Look out!
obi-wan: You're all clear, pants! Now let's blow this thing and go home! *snicker*
obi-wan: Stand by.
Laal: lol
eLiXeR: it is a good day when there is 12 people on a wam rac at once
obi-wan: Stand by.
joybutton: obi :)
onz: what the hell is going on in here?
Gee3: MacTek: Guve that Name to the topic of the Channel in the meantinme
obi-wan: Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
Sprfluous: fuckin-a that's better..
obi-wan: Remember, your pants will be with you...always.
MacTek: jaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Laal: my shorts will be with you, always
obi-wan: (Just gimme a few more minutes, I'm almost done with the movie...)
obi-wan: Luke!
obi-wan: Hey, hey!
obi-wan: I knew your pants would come back! I just knew it!
joybutton: {{{{cassssssssssssssssie, tek, ma, etc}}}} :)
obi-wan: Hey, I knew there was more to you than your pants!
joybutton checks obi's temperature
MacTek: or ... lol...
Gee3: Hey, Joy. How are you pants? :)
obi-wan: Well, I wasn't going to let you get all the credit and take all the pants.
Laal: lol
MaBunny: hi Joy
cassiopea: hihi jb
obi-wan: Oh, no!
MaBunny: err jb ;)
joybutton: hrm...you need to rest, my child
obi-wan: Oh, my, Artoo! Can you hear me? Say something! You can repair his pants, can't you?
MacTek: "A Disturbance in the Shorts... Star Wars, according to the seats of American males."
joybutton: Gee3: MY pants?
obi-wan: We'll get to work on his pants right away.
joybutton: wtf?
JFK: a disturbance in MY shorts :P
Laal: lol
JFK: heheh
obi-wan: You MUST repair his pants! Sir, if any of my boxers or briefs will help, I'll gladly donate them.
cassiopea: you missed it jb
obi-wan: His pants'll be all right.
Laal: rofl
Sprfluous: 'lo cassiopeia
Gee3: Joy: It's a long story.
joybutton clobbers obi-wan with a birkenstock
obi-wan: The end.
cassiopea: hihi mr josh
obi-wan: *yawn*.
obi-wan: shit, my wrist hurts now :D
MacTek: hehe I'll bet...
joybutton: obi: what the hell was that all about? :P
Laal: wow...did anyone log that?
cassiopea: i hurted my arm. i cant type
Gee3: How did thos "pants' thing start?
Laal: that was hilarious
cassiopea: you done obi?
MacTek: I mean you basically typed up the whole movie trilogy
obi-wan: Gee- hell if I know
obi-wan: cassie- ype..
joybutton: heh
Sprfluous: jb...best to just ignore him :-]
obi-wan: joy- substituting "pants" for things in Star Wars
joybutton: heh
obi-wan: makes the movie hilarious :D
joybutton: cooollll
Gee3 is wrappping presents now...
MacGOD: obi's done with the Star Pants quoting now...you can unignore 'em.
Gee3: What does everyone want for Xmas?
onz: $$$
joybutton: obi: There was a thing going in the Iron Maiden newsgroups....reworking songs and lyrics to include cow references....
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Lover4U: os8
obi-wan: Heh.
Gee3: Onz: How much
joybutton: friggn hilarious if you ask me :)
cassiopea snugglelicks babbs
onz: any amt.
Gee3: Snugglelick tm, Copy right Cassiopes 1997
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Sprfluous: it's ™
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joybutton huggleslobbersmoochessuckssomeluvin' outta {{{{{{#macintosh}}}}}}
Gee3: Sorry, on a crappy PC, don't know the codes for the symbols
MacTek: here is how it started:
MacTek: Snausages: it's better when you just use the word "pants"
MacTek: Snausages: "yeah, but a wookie doesn't tear your pants off when he loses"
Gee3 give ONZ $1,000,000
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Laal: mactek do you have a log of it'
MaBunny: hey Babble ;)
obi-wan: yeah, if you've got a log, send it here :D
MacTek: hehe
MacTek: I have a log...
Babble: Ma :-)
MacTek: i have 3.
MacTek: because they got BIG