cassiopea: have you ever heard of Movieline, abby?
    MacTek: baltimore
     bgail: perry hall!
     knick: bleh, this movie "The Postman" sure looks awful
   obi-wan: Kor- um...no it isn't, it's BETTER :P
   obi-wan: Cheaper.
  Pristine: hmmmm checking out ivisit
     bgail: noo
 Snausages: hey obi:  koosh found the original Starwars films box set for $170
 cassiopea: i dunno where that is
  Pristine: bunch of guys with no shirts on
    MacTek: bgail, you from perry hall?
 Snausages: cheaper than we've ever found it before
  Pristine: gross
   obi-wan: the original?
   obi-wan: kewl!!
            MaBunny ops to drink cocoa and fold Christmas letters watching others tease  ;)
     bgail: no catonsville
    MacTek: ah! not far tho :)
   obi-wan: What condition?
     bgail: but I practically live in towson
    Avaran: Ma'y!™
  Pristine: catonsville
     knick: on tape, snaus?  I'd never get that
  Pristine: cool
  Pristine: right next to arbutus
 Snausages: obi: new...  this was the original cut, 1st pressing laserdisc set
 cassiopea: pris, are you from MD too?
     bgail: it's not very, but I call it home
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 Snausages: 9 disks
   obi-wan: heh, cool!
  Pristine: I used to live in Baltimore
   AdmBen^: :(((
     bgail: rightyo
  Pristine: a few years
    Jason-: well, time to go to bed, later all
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   AdmBen^: i got my programs to work
     bgail: I used to live in Arbutus
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  Pristine: I'm in PA
   AdmBen^: now something freaky is happening
     knick: oh, LD.  that's what I need to get
 Snausages: 9 doublesided disks for those flicks
   MaBunny: hi Kevi
     bgail: aha whereabouts
 cassiopea: hey ab's if you minimize the msg windows, they turn red when you have a new msg... hint, hint
  Pristine: on Wilkenson Ave.?
 Snausages: knick: beats the smeg outta DVD, that's for sure
 Snausages: even with having to flip disks
   AdmBen^: when im in the color control panel it wont let me select
     knick: actually, for CD and stuff, it's disc.
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            bgail hits cassie hard for harrassing me
 cassiopea: aaaaaaah DAVE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
     knick: I thot you meant tape.  I'd NEVER touch THOSE, especially for as old as they'd have to be
 cassiopea: hey clint, long time no see
    Jomams: hi chas
   obi-wan: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
   coccyx-: heya cass!
   AdmBen^: help?
     knick: but I'd rather have the special edition with the extra stuff
   obi-wan: "Why the hell not?"
     bgail: wilkneson in Catons or in PA?
   coccyx-: dammit, my right shift key doesn't work in X and its pissing me off
    Jomams: oh sure, say hi to HER.
   obi-wan: "I think you know the answer to that just as well as I do."
 cassiopea: ouchies my arm really hurts
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   obi-wan: "What's that supposed to mean?"
   coccyx-: I haven't gotten around to saying hi to you smeghead
            Jomams never uses his right shift key.
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   AdmBen^: :(
   obi-wan: "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and that's something that I cannot allow to happen."
   Coccyx-: yo john :)
 cassiopea: me either
     bgail: be good or I'll hit ya again
    Jomams: chas:  you better hurry the fuck up.
 cassiopea: promise? ;)
 Snausages: coccyx: remap it to the space bar and enjoy a significant savings of disk space on all your code and text files
  Pristine: christ...don't feel like updating anymore sites
   _Grinch: You'd better shut your ass, Dave. ;-)
    MacTek: who's dave?
 cassiopea: i'm going to check my grades again
 cassiopea: brb
            cassiopea prays
   Coccyx-: heh snaus
     bgail: don't do that
  Pristine: friggin who the hell cares when the latest release of ivisit is out anyway
     bgail: it's depressing
            sch doesn't want to think about his grades
   obi-wan: Who's Dave?
  NotAnElf: Dave, I am afraid I must kill you
 cassiopea: abby please protect me... he won't leave me alone
            _Grinch is sorry to say that he had to surgically remove Virtuous Froot from BS because it caused lots of problems and was no fun, in that order.
   obi-wan: Cmdr. Dave Bowman, of the USS Discovery?
 cassiopea: some kid from my school who is psycho
            bgail will start crying to think about her grades
  NotAnElf: of course
   _Grinch: yes obi
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     bgail: our school? psycho? no..
            obi-wan pushes MacTek out the airlock
            _Grinch is going psycho.
     knick: snaus, 3 discs for each movie?  damn, how were they recorded?
            _Grinch court marshalls obi-wan.
  NotAnElf: <-- never psycho - merely rabid
  GrndZero: later all
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            bgail has her shots
  NotAnElf: nite GZ
   Coccyx-: I think its bedtime for me...
     bgail: not worried about rabid
   Coccyx-: later all
   obi-wan: You can't court-martial me!
            Coccyx- is away: bedtime
  Pristine: why the hell does OS8 say that...the application blahblah has quit possilbe because the server that contains it has been disconnected
   _Grinch: I just did.
   obi-wan: I'm a Jedi Knight!
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  NotAnElf: nite Coccyx :-)
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  Pristine: like i'm going to use NoteBook over a server
            obi-wan uses the Force to compress Grinch's brain into convenient bite-sized wafers
   _Grinch: Well, I just court marshalled your Jedi ass.
     bgail: ooooh a jedi knight in our midst
       JFK: obi: no compression necessary >:)
            _Grinch keeps a spare brain for just such emergencies.
  Pristine: think its a subliminal message for NCs
            cassiopea hides abby behind the couch
   MaBunny: hey Elf ;P
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            bgail is being kinda ballsy for a newbie
            DShadow uses the O: to shut up the Force. ;-)
   _Grinch: laal, I say screw the Virtuous Froot. It causes trubbles.
       JFK: hehe
            cassiopea pulls on reed's ear... i didn't know it was you
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  flymomma: How in the world do I change to a particular station
  NotAnElf: I'm cold - call someone and tell Him to turn up the heat please
 cassiopea: s'ok ab, everyone already loved you =P
 cassiopea: you passed right over newbie status or something
            _Grinch is a paying member of the Dark Side.
     bgail: oh my head will get all big
  NotAnElf: Ma couldn't be talking to me since I'm not
  Pristine: Newton 2100
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  flymomma: this is the first time.  I just downloaded irc.
  Pristine: wonder if I can get a tshirt
            obi-wan chokes DShadow with the Force.
 cassiopea: *sneeze*
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  NotAnElf: fun flymomma?
     bgail: bleshoo
 cassiopea: lol, funny abby krenrich story
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      Laal: I find your lack of faith disturbing....
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            _Grinch defends hisself from the Pansy Side of the Force with a roll of Dark Side Duct Ape™.
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      Laal: I find your lack of faith disturbing....
   obi-wan: Dipshit :P
   DShadow: heh
   _Grinch: Laal, in the froot? It sucked anyway.
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            _Grinch continues to defend hisself from the Pansy Side of the Force with a roll of Dark Side Duct Ape™.
      Laal: what?
  NotAnElf: <-- would claim to be the immovable object but knows better
   _Grinch: laal, never mind. I killed Virtuous Froot for now.
       JFK: obi: here's a thought for you. Replace every occurence of "the force" with "my shorts" and Star Wars suddenly becoems very funny. :)
      Laal: oh
   MaBunny: lol NOt
   MaBunny: err not
   _Grinch: True jfk
  NotAnElf: ROFL
 cassiopea: we were at friendly's and she was telling a story, and we always give her a hard tim about everything and she was like "So i went to see Abe at Mark's house" and i interupted her with "Please tell me you don't mean Mark Pleva!" and she goes "No.. Mark Pleva." completly serious... had *no* idea why we couldn't stop laughing
 cassiopea: i think you may have had to be there
      Laal: rofl jfk
 cassiopea: but it was funny as shit
       JFK: "Soon, you will see the power of my shorts!"
   _Grinch: Shit is not funny.
      Laal: rofljfk
     bgail: wait Cass, what bar didja go to
       JFK: "My shorts will be with you. Always."
            NotAnElf falls back on the floor
  Pristine: I must say I use these internet address detectors a lot
      Laal: Use my shorts, luke
 cassiopea: called the 400 East Club
   _Grinch: "Nothing here sir." "We've found nothing so far." "We ain't found sHiT!"
            _Grinch grins.
       JFK: laal: exactly :P
      Laal: yoda:   you must FEEL my shorts around you
       JFK: hehehe
 Snausages: naw...
 cassiopea: ouchie my arm hurts really bad
 Snausages: it's better when you just use the word "pants"
     bgail: i didn't hit you did I
 Snausages: "yeah, but a wookie doesn't tear your pants off when he loses"
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 cassiopea: my french TA is taking a really long time to grade the finals
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 Snausages: "I find your lack of pants disturbing"
   obi-wan: Heh
*** Avaran has set the topic on channel #macintosh to Snausages: "I find your lack of pants disturbing"
 cassiopea: no, i dunno why it hurts
            sch cherishes every moment that he doesn't have to see his grades.
 cassiopea: brr
            _Grinch sets about killing everyone in an orderly fashion.
       JFK: kev, were you mooning the ops again?
 cassiopea: sooo cold in here
      Laal: hilarious
       JFK: hehe
 Snausages: "General Veers: Prepare your pants for a ground assault."
    MacTek: uh what movie are you guys quoting?
      Laal: topic
   _Grinch: (0)
   obi-wan: hahahahahahahahaha
   MaBunny: since when did lack of pants bother anyone in #macintosh?
            cassiopea is tired
            bgail is pretending she hasn't seen her grades
      Laal: that'd be scary if you could get choked for a lack of pants
 cassiopea: i think i'm going to go to bed... i have to go shopping *again* tomorrow
            _Grinch steals everyone's pants.
            sch is pretending he doesn't go to school
 Snausages: "Don't worry...  Han will have those pants down, we've just got to give him more time!"
   obi-wan: eheheh
  NotAnElf: I just gotta buy a turkey
    MacTek: "I need more fuel, captain!"
 Snausages: "Hey, that blast came from those pants!  That thing's operational!"
     bgail: no bed!
   obi-wan: "You, like your pants...are now...MINE!"
   _Grinch: I hafta shoot a yak.
    MacTek: "Very funny scotty...now beam down my clothes."
    MacTek: "oOOoooh."
       sch: Shopping on Christmass eve cassiopea? That'll be fun :-(
 cassiopea: but mommy i'm tired
      Laal: rofl snaus
  NotAnElf: hehe Tekkie
   obi-wan: "Your pants'll freeze before you hit the first marker..."
   obi-wan: "Then I'll see you in your UNDERWEAR!"
 Snausages: heh
   _Grinch: nite all
 Snausages: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark."
      Laal: rofl - this is hilarious for ppllike me who know all the lines
  NotAnElf: nite Grinch
   MaBunny: nite Grinch
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       JFK: laal: I bet obi knows more lines than you :P
      Laal: jfk - I know every line
  NotAnElf: we need a Snork for shirc
   obi-wan: "When 900 pairs of pants YOU have, look as good you will not, hm?"
      Laal: i think
 Snausages: "luke, your targeting pants are off.  What's wrong?"
    MacTek: lol
      Laal: nothing im all right
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 Snausages: "Oh, come on.  I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home."
      Laal: rofl
    MacTek: lol
 Snausages: "I feel a great disturbance in the pants."
   obi-wan: "What an incredible pair of PANTS you've discovered!"
      Laal: My target shaft is two meters wide
   obi-wan: hahahah
    Avaran: "my penis is bigger then yours, luke"
  NotAnElf: my sides are hurting
    Avaran: wait, that wasnt in there
 Snausages: "TK-421, why aren't you in your pants?"
    Avaran: =o
   obi-wan: heh
    MacTek: Avaran...been peeking at luke in the shower?
      Laal: rofl snaas
       JFK: "There is a great disturbance in my shorts!"
   obi-wan: Eh, bad pants, I'll see what I can do.
 Snausages: "Lock the door.  And hope they don't have pants."
    Avaran: yes tek
    Avaran: i did
    Avaran: boy was he fine
      Laal: rofl snaus oh too funny
    MacTek: "why...your schwartz is as big as my schwartz!"
    MacTek: lol
   obi-wan: I'm afraid all this excitement has overloaded the pants in my counterpart here...I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
    MacTek: oh geez
 cassiopea: well, aren't we expecially obsessed tonight
      Laal: rofl obi
    MacTek: oh god roflmao
    Avaran: not as handsome as you mactek
 Snausages: "Those pants are too strong for blasters.  Use your harpoons and tow cables, go for the legs."
       JFK: hehehe
      Laal: lol
    Avaran: cassie always happens when yer on;>
   obi-wan: heh
 cassiopea: especially
    MacTek: I'm logging this you know...
 cassiopea: =P
    MacTek: you'll all regreat it later
   obi-wan: heh
            MacTek giggles
   obi-wan: I won't :P
    MacTek: regret, too
   obi-wan: Hoo hoo hoo. [subtitled] There will be no pants.
    Avaran: tek I think you have sexy muscles
 Snausages: "Don't worry, the ion pants will fire several blasts to cover you."
    Avaran: <wink>
            MacTek hides behind JFK
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 Snausages: "Imperial stormtroopers have entered my pants...  imperial stormtroopers have **KSSSHHH**"
   obi-wan: There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon. But I want them alive. NO PANTS.
            JFK looks behind him
   obi-wan: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      Laal: But he asks the impossible, I need more pants.
   obi-wan: Move the pants away from the Death Star!
 Snausages: "She must have hidden the plans in her pants.  Send a detachment, captain, I want a full search."
       JFK: hahah
    Avaran: cant we all just get out of my pants
      Laal: Asteroids do not concern my admiral, I want my pants, not excuses.
   obi-wan: hahahahah
   obi-wan: Pants accepted, Captain Needa.
 cassiopea:  Avaran: cant we all just get out of my pants (someone please make this the topic)
      Laal: lol
 Snausages: "The chances of successfully negotiating my pants are approximately one in 780,000."
   obi-wan: "You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor! Take her pants!"
    MacTek: lol
  NotAnElf: ROFL again
   obi-wan: actually, it's 3,720 to 1, isn't it?
   obi-wan: "So be it, Jedi."
      Laal: Help me obi wan kenobi, you have my pants.
 Snausages: "General Tarkin, I should have recognized your foul pants the moment I was brought on board."
            MaBunny thought everyone wore jeans nowadays
      Laal: rofl snaus
   obi-wan: "If you will not be turned, your pants will be destroyed!" -zap-
   obi-wan: "Young fool, only now, at the end, do you understand." -zap-
 Snausages: "Luuke....  help me...  take off these...  pants...  *gasp*"
    MacTek: LOL
     knick: lemme guess.  that version would be produced by Lettermans' company.  Worldwide Pants.
   obi-wan: "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!" -zap-
       JFK: bwahahaha
   obi-wan: "You have paid the price for your lack of pants!" -zap-
   obi-wan: "Now, young Skywalker, you will die." -zap-
    Avaran: "breathes heavily, your crotch odor wont match mine, I never wash these "
 Snausages: "Your sad devotion to those ancient pants is *ack*"
     knick: "Now, young Skywalker, you will be pantsed"
   obi-wan: "You'll no longer be needing pants."
      Espy: "obi-wan was wise to keep your pants hidden from me"
       JFK: "You won't need pants where you're going"
   MaBunny: pant1 (pant) v. pant0ed, pant0ing, pants.
   MaBunny: —intr.
   MaBunny: 1. To breathe rapidly in short gasps, as after exertion.
   obi-wan: "I see you have constructed a new pair of pants."
   MaBunny: 2. To beat loudly or heavily; throb or pulsate.
   MaBunny: 3. To give off loud puffs, especially while moving.
   MaBunny: 4. To long demonstratively; yearn: was panting for a chance to play.
      Laal: rofl obi
    Avaran: "STOP! DROP YOUR PANTS!"
       JFK: avaran: that your pickup line?
       JFK: :P
   obi-wan: "Real good, Chewie. Always thinking with your pants!"
    Avaran: only when yer mom lets me
      Laal: A little short for a stormtrooper.   huh?  oh! my pants!
    MacTek: lol
 Snausages: "Hey, we don't serve their kind in here."  "Huh?"  "Your pants, they'll have to wait outside."
   DShadow: I picked the wrong time to go take a shit, didn't I?
      Laal: rofl snaus
   obi-wan: "Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good set of boxers, kid!"
       JFK: hahaha
   MaBunny: yes, D
*** Avaran has set the topic on channel #macintosh to DShadow: I picked the wrong time to go take a shit, didn't I?
   obi-wan: "I have felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of pants suddenly cried out in pain, and were unzipped."
 Snausages: "You came here in those pants?  You're braver than I thought."
     knick: hey, "Black Sheep" is on HBO now
      Laal: I'm not in this for your revolution, and im not in it for you princess, I expect my pants
 cassiopea: "The best thing I ever did was be gay. It's like the coolest thing in the world for me" ... she's more intelligent than i thought *smirk*
            sch shakes his head
 cassiopea: um, ew.
      Laal: rofl snaus
 Snausages: "Luke...  *I* am your pants"
   obi-wan: "If pants are all that you love, then pants are what you'll receive!"
      Laal: rofl obi!
  Pristine: *snort* 
   MaBunny: hi Pristine ;)
  Pristine: hey Ma
   obi-wan: "Two pants against a Star Destroyer?"
      Laal: So...your taking your pants, and your just leaving then?  
    MacTek: "What's this you're hiding...ah, a twin pants?"
  Pristine: I'm getting a Newton Ma
            MaBunny is at a loss ...haven't watched StarWars enough times to memorize it 
   MaBunny: kewl Pris
  Pristine: just thougth I'd tell you since I think I'm beginning to annoy everyone else with it
   MaBunny: whatcha gonna do with it?
 Snausages: "The great and mighty Jabba accepts your pants"
  Pristine: :-)
   MaBunny: can you irc?
   DShadow: "May the pants be with you, Luke"
  Pristine: have fun
    Avaran: "your pants always have that hole in the back?"
  Pristine: not getting a PC anymore
   MaBunny: good
  Pristine: getting a newton instead
  Korendil: pris, you'll find it the most useless device you ever bought
   MaBunny: pucks sux
  Korendil: otoh, also the most kewl
  Pristine: I hope so Kor
   MaBunny: ah comeone she may have fun with it ;)
   obi-wan: "Did you hear that?"
      Laal: I suggest you try it again luke, this time let go of your pants, and act on instinct
   MaBunny: err come on?
            DShadow likes cool useless devices ;-)
       sch: Newton's aren't useless...
  Pristine: but I'm going to have fun playing with it
   obi-wan: *beepbeepblooblooblooloorp*
   MaBunny: lol Laal
   DShadow: pris- make sure you get the program that pretends its a tricorder ;-)
            Korendil needs a kewl useless device to buy
  Pristine: hey..I can get rid of my shedule book
       sch: Just not useful in the same way as a Powerbook or something....
      Laal: lol
  Pristine: wish I had one
   DShadow: comes complete with all the Star Trek sounds
   obi-wan: "They've shut down the pants! We'll be destroyed for sure."
   DShadow: I've seen it..it's cool
            sch thinks Emates are pretty cool too.
 Snausages: "Your father's pants.  They are the weapon of a true Jedi."
  Pristine: actually what I use for scheduling is postit notes pasted on the inside of my purse
    MacTek: Kore... try... um... eh... Tamagotchi?
   MaBunny: Kore if your tossing around cash buy me a kewl useless device while your at it ;)
      Laal: Biggs is right, Im never gonna get out of my pants.
 Snausages: "Lock S-pants in attack position"
   obi-wan: "Come, boy, see for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of your pitiful pants, and the end of your insignificant boxers!"
       JFK: attack position is NO pants, snaus :P
  Pristine: Dshadow...really...cool...I want that one
   obi-wan: heh
            NotAnElf wonders if one mustpay to have a registered 6-digit UPS code number so on can DL the UPS software for free
  NotAnElf: so one
  Pristine: what category would that go in
  Pristine: fun and games I guess
   MaBunny: ? did you try Elfie?
            Laal is trekkie as wel
            MacTek is not...but she can try
  Pristine: bet you can fit every newton app in the world on a zip drive
 Snausages: "It's a trap!! All pants, pull up!"
    MacTek: LOL
    MacTek: oh that's a good one
     knick: damnit, my one VCR always picks the worst times to decide it won't record right
   MaBunny: prolly... Pristine
  Pristine: NetHopper
   obi-wan: "You...want...this...don't you. Yes...I can feel the pants swelling up within you! Let go of your pants! Use your aggressive instincts! Take your Jedi weapon! Use it! With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant."
      Laal: We should be getting a reading on my pants up of down
       JFK: snaus: ROFL
  Pristine: can't wait to check it out
    MacTek: Oh god heheeheh obi...
    MacTek: I'm gonna bust my gut here...ouchie...from all those situps...owwwww
            sch boycotts Zip drives
   obi-wan: heh, I'm about to run out of quotes...
   obi-wan: BRB, getting the screenplays :D
            DShadow sits on tek's stomach so she can't do any more situps
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  NotAnElf: man you know its cold out there - my dogjust askedto be let in & that's a rare event
   DShadow: mm...nice and comfy seat, too ;-)
   MaBunny: D don't sit till she's upright
   MaBunny: she can't see the monitor
    MacTek: uh, thanks, I think, ds....
            MacTek smiles
    MacTek: how...thoughful of you
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 Snausages: "I didn't hit it that hard, it musta had some kind of self-destruct mechanism." "Imperial probe pants.  Start the evacuation?"
  Pristine: I'm spending 1400 on this friggin thing
   DShadow: bunny- but then I'd be sitting on her legs, not her stomach
    MacTek: I'm soft though, and I assume I make a good pillow...or a saet
  Korendil: snaus, obi, you guys to need make a StarWars Pants Quote Website;>
*** NotAnElf is now known as MReedB
   DShadow: tek- sure, anytime. ;)
    MacTek: eheh yeah sure you can sit on my lap DS ;)
 Snausages: "THE FIRST PANTS ARE AWAY...  THE FIRST PANTS ARE AWAY.."
            DShadow pokes tek
   obi-wan: "Have you seen my pants this morning?"
      Laal: rofl snaus
    MReedB: this dog needs a bath - no thisdog needs decontamination
   obi-wan: "He said he had some things to do before he started today, so he left early."
   obi-wan: "Uh, did he take those two new pants with him?"
   obi-wan: "I think so."
 Snausages: "Oh!  Artoo!!  Sir, if any of my gears or pants will be useful, I'll gladly donate them.."
   DShadow: have I ever mentioned how easy contextual menus are?
   obi-wan: "And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Pants!"
   MaBunny: no how easy D?
   DShadow: bunny- real easy
      Laal: hed better have my pants repaired my midday or therll be hell to play
   MaBunny: real easy?
 Snausages: "Blast...    those little pants are gonna get me into a LOT of trouble."
   DShadow: buny- extremely easy
   MaBunny: how easy is real easy?
   obi-wan: "He doesn't like you."
   obi-wan: "I'm sorry.
    MacTek: "Well, you're a feisty little pants aren't you?"
   MaBunny: o...extremely easy?
   DShadow: got CM support in ShadowIRC in half an hour
   MaBunny: kewl
 Snausages: "These blast marks...  far too accurate for sand pants.  Only Imperial pants are this accurate.
    MacTek: lol
            MReedB hates to admitit but I'm finding this beeper quite handy - and I can deny I got the beep :-)
   MaBunny: I'm gonna have to download your beta and give it a whirl
   DShadow: got CM support for non-CM-aware OSes in another half hour
   obi-wan: "I don't like you either! You just watch yourself. We're wanting pants. I have the death sentence on twelve pants!"
       sch: Yeah; too bad more developers don't do that...
   obi-wan: "I'll be careful."
   obi-wan: "You'll be dead!"
   MaBunny: ewww...blast marks is that what they call those brown streaks?
    eLiXeR: DShadow: where are the docs on that?  IM?
   obi-wan: "This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants."
   obi-wan: "AAAAAARGH!"
   obi-wan: *kzzzzzzzzzzzhew*
   DShadow: elixer- ContextualMenu.h and the ten page PDF that comes with the CM SDK
   obi-wan: "No pants! No pants!"
    eLiXeR: CM SDK......devworld?
    MReedB: Feeeel the pants
   obi-wan: *whoom-ssh-bzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hisssssssssSNAP*
      Laal: 10 thousand pants...all in advance.
   DShadow: elixer- yes
    eLiXeR: DS: thanks
   obi-wan: "What's the cargo?"
    eLiXeR: almost done my web browser =)
 cassiopea: "That's cool. I'm involved in too many things.  I have a Web site I'm working on." -Charles Manson, reacting to news that he had been denied parole for the ninth time.
   MaBunny: *whoom-ssh-bzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hisssssssssSNAP~pants~*
   obi-wan: "Only pants. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked."
 Snausages: "We need to find the controls to extend the pants!" "I think I just blew them away..."
      Laal: What is it some kinda local trouble
     knick: yeesh
   obi-wan: "Ten thousand? We could almost buy our OWN pants for that!"
            DShadow is gonna go to sleep now
    MReedB: heh cassie - for some reason, that statement didn't bother me - heck, these days hiswould be a boring site
      Laal: let's just say we'd like to avoid any pants
   MaBunny: nite D
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 Snausages: heh
 cassiopea: funny cartoon parody of Gates in this weeks Newsweek
 Snausages: good one laal
            bgail is heading to bed
      Laal: lol
    MacTek: lol
    MReedB: nite bgail
    MacTek: you are scaring me....but it's hilarious...
   obi-wan: "Here's where the fun begins!"
    eLiXeR: Wait, wait, obi, let me set the scene and you work up the dialog, scence in Star Wars, trash disposal is closing in Lukes say to R2-D2....
            bgail was happy to meet everyone
 cassiopea: night abbbers
   obi-wan: "How long before you can make the jump to lightspeed?"
   DShadow: later all
      Laal: bye
   MaBunny: nite bgail
   DShadow: obi- "Only as long as it takes me to get into my pants."
  Pristine: anyone know some good newton sites
    MReedB: nite DS
   MaBunny: nite D
 Snausages: "Jabba doesn't need cowards who drop their pants at the first sign of Imperial Star Destroyers..."
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      Laal: rofl snaus
     bgail: ninight y'all
   DShadow: (or out of, as the case may be)
       JFK: this has to be the longest pointless thread we've ever had :D
  Korendil: pris, yah, one sex
  Korendil: erm
   obi-wan: elixer- okay...when do you want me to start?
  Korendil: sec
 Snausages: Jfk: you're welcome
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   obi-wan: when the walls start?
   obi-wan: Fine.
   obi-wan: "The walls are moving!"
   MaBunny: well JFK takes a lot of thread to make pants
    MReedB: heh JFK and Sprf just got here
  Korendil: http://rainbow.rmii.com/~rbruce/
       JFK: snaus: I haven't stopped laughing in 10 minutes :)
 Sprfluous: reed  :o
   obi-wan: "Don't just stand there, try and brace it with pants!"
       JFK: reed- I started the thread :)
  Korendil: that's the ultimate newton site, great resource
   MaBunny: lol Reeders ;)
            DShadow heads to bed now...later all
   obi-wan: "Wait a minute!"
      Laal: my pants may not look like much, but its got it where it counts
 Snausages: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about these pants!!"
    MReedB: Go with no pants DS
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      Laal: there's something alive in my pants...
   obi-wan: "Threepio. Come in, threepio! Threepio! Where could those pants be?"
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 Snausages: "Artoo!!  Those pants have broken loose again, see if you can lock 'em down!"
   obi-wan: "Theepio! Coem in, threepio! Threepio!"
   obi-wan: "Get to the pants."
   obi-wan: "I can't!"
    eLiXeR: hmmmm, i need to work on Hangman.c now =)  starting simple =)
   obi-wan: "Where could they be? Threepio, threepio! Will you come in?"
 Snausages: "I just struck a deal that's gonna keep the empire out of these pants for a long time."
   obi-wan: "One thing's fore sure. Our pants are going to be a lot thinner!"
      Laal: maybe ud like it back in my pants, your highness
   obi-wan: mwahahahahahahah
   obi-wan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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   obi-wan: this scene's not funny enough...lemme find somethin better.
  Pristine: hrmm is there a version of stuffit expander for newton
 Snausages: "Darth, if you pants me, I shall become even more powerful than you can imagine."
   obi-wan: Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from just one person. My pants!
    MacTek: lol
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   obi-wan: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will someone get this big walking pants out of my way?
      Laal: lol obi
   obi-wan: Just hope the old man got the pants out of commission!
  Korendil: pris, why would you need stuffit for newt?
   obi-wan: What do you think...pants, and a guy like me?
      Laal: Are sure the homing beacon is secure aboard my pants...
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  Pristine: woo woo
  Pristine: Eudora Pro for Newton
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  Pristine: getting that
 Snausages: "There goes another one!"  "Hold your fire...  there's no pants aboard.  Must have malfunctioned."
      Gee3: hey!
   obi-wan: Stay in pants!
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   obi-wan: The pants are...
 |Bruiser|: G'Day
   obi-wan: marked and locked in!
 Snausages: "That's funny...  the pants don't look so bad from here..."
  Pristine: well I'm just trying to figure it all out
      Laal: The first pants are .... away
  Pristine: files are generally in binhex form
   obi-wan: Switch all power to FRONT pants...switch all power to FRONT pants.
      Laal: rofl obi
  Pristine: just wondering if I can download straight to my Newton